FML : Today, I went to my dorm's community bathroom to do my business. After releasing the Kraken, as I was wiping, I accidentally let go of the toilet paper....

Today, I went to my dorm's community bathroom to do my business. After releasing the Kraken, as I was wiping, I accidentally let go of the toilet paper. Instead of the toilet, it hit the floor in the next stall. Someone was in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hcditfi5foygy - / Friday 31 August 2018 20:30 /

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By Emma Marshall | 19

#7681666 - Friday 24 August 2018 3:25

How....

By real life problems | 26

#7685907 - Friday 31 August 2018 21:09

Should have yelled out, "Tag, you're it"

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By Emma Marshall | 19

#7681666 - Friday 24 August 2018 3:25

How....

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7681678 - Friday 24 August 2018 3:52

OP: "Fuck you, Physics! I live by my own rules!" *drops TP, watches in horror as it rolls into the occupied stall next door* "I'm sorry, Physics! Forgive me!"

By rodfergie | 18

#7685895 - Friday 31 August 2018 20:51

If the worst thing in your life is you drop some toilet paper and it rolls, you have to have one of l the easiest lives outside of the Kardashians.

Cali | 54

#7687309 - Monday 3 September 2018 19:03

It was covered in shit. You wouldn't have been embarrassed?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7685902 - Friday 31 August 2018 20:56

Now you have established dominance!

By real life problems | 26

#7685907 - Friday 31 August 2018 21:09

Should have yelled out, "Tag, you're it"

ChristianH39 | 30

#7686570 - Sunday 2 September 2018 6:40

"tag, your shit!"

By Blucanary | 6

#7685956 - Friday 31 August 2018 23:11

do you not wipe your @$$ OVER the toilet?!

By tounces7 | 25

#7686065 - Saturday 1 September 2018 6:15

How did the toilet paper -leave- the toilet, after you were done wiping with it? Like did it jump over the rim by itself?

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7686112 - Saturday 1 September 2018 8:54

HOW?!

By Sarah_360767614 | 5

#7686135 - Saturday 1 September 2018 10:06

How does that even happen? Follow up please!

By Niall Hutchinson | 8

#7686178 - Saturday 1 September 2018 11:48

For all of you asking HOW this is possible.. You may not understand or believe it, but 50% of people actually wipe standing up rather than sitting down. The more you know (the less you want to) 😂