By toomuch - 22/11/2011 09:36 - Australia

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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

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Mayshod 3
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Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.

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weepingangel_fml 7

Because you're going blind. XD

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Dawnxxoo 11

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Bourne_ 5
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Yeah man get a chick and it'll be more fun.

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markrs 0

Yeah man, get a dude and it'll be more fun. I mean, if you swing that way...

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fanceh 10
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Yeah man get a monkey and it'll be more fun......... no?

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unhappybitch 8
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Get a doll and it will be more fun.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Yeah man, use fruit because it'll be more....something.

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jackassiddy 8
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god gave us two ears and one mouth because we should listen twice as much as we speak.. he gave men two hands and one penis..

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eurostar710 11
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I think it's time to get a new doctor. Ya know, not a completely retarded one.

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jackassiddy 8
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god gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak. He gave us two hands and one penis..

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jackassiddy 8
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Damn comment not showing up making me look like a jackass... wait..

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dtbomb 3

You need to stop playing tug-o-war with the cyclops!

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belkinbra 12
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Docbastard needs to become OP's new doctor.

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J3R3MYY 14
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What?! Your probably just dehidrated. Drink lots of water you should be good. Your doc is an idiot.

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npnptracking 7
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How does dehydration have anything to do with masturbation?

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hurtandabused 7

Lack of juices to have come out lol

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MizzErikaHart 8

He may perspire a lot if he's masturbating

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EffinToofer 3

Dehydration causes headaches.

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dreamnitedarling 9
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Am I the only one suspecting a blood pressure issue?

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HumanWiki 8
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Time for a new Dr. One that's not religious.

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MoodyBlue320 11
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Dumbass religious doctors don't have real answers. =P

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RedPillSucks 31

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

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bitchslapped22 14

You're also going to have hairy palms!

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mk58 31
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Wonder what school this particular doctor got his MD from...

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Savra_fml 17
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printout from the internet

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mk58 31
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Damn it! So I'm wasting away in university for no reason?!

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leogirl95 12

Church

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77777771 12
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Probably to much blood is leaving your brain to go somewhere much more important.

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Mayshod 3
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Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.

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