By toomuch - 22/11/2011 09:36 - Australia

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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 301
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RedPillSucks 31

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.

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weepingangel_fml 7

Because you're going blind. XD

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Yeah man get a chick and it'll be more fun.

markrs 0

Yeah man, get a dude and it'll be more fun. I mean, if you swing that way...

Yeah man get a monkey and it'll be more fun......... no?

Get a doll and it will be more fun.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Yeah man, use fruit because it'll be more....something.

god gave us two ears and one mouth because we should listen twice as much as we speak.. he gave men two hands and one penis..

I think it's time to get a new doctor. Ya know, not a completely retarded one.

god gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak. He gave us two hands and one penis..

Damn comment not showing up making me look like a jackass... wait..

dtbomb 3

You need to stop playing tug-o-war with the cyclops!

Docbastard needs to become OP's new doctor.

What?! Your probably just dehidrated. Drink lots of water you should be good. Your doc is an idiot.

How does dehydration have anything to do with masturbation?

hurtandabused 7

Lack of juices to have come out lol

MizzErikaHart 8

He may perspire a lot if he's masturbating

EffinToofer 3

Dehydration causes headaches.

Am I the only one suspecting a blood pressure issue?

Time for a new Dr. One that's not religious.

Dumbass religious doctors don't have real answers. =P

RedPillSucks 31

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

bitchslapped22 14

You're also going to have hairy palms!

Wonder what school this particular doctor got his MD from...

printout from the internet

Damn it! So I'm wasting away in university for no reason?!

leogirl95 12

Church

Probably to much blood is leaving your brain to go somewhere much more important.

Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.