FML : Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By toomuch - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 09:36 / Australia

Intimacy

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By RedPillSucks | 30

#3620241 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:58

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

By Mayshod | 3

#3620287 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:06

Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.

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By weepingangel_fml | 7

#3620178 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:51

Because you're going blind. XD

By Dawnxxoo | 11

#3620179 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Bourne_ | 5

#3620214 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:54

Yeah man get a chick and it'll be more fun.

markrs | 0

#3620285 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:06

Yeah man, get a dude and it'll be more fun. I mean, if you swing that way...

fanceh | 10

#3620363 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:25

Yeah man get a monkey and it'll be more fun......... no?

unhappybitch | 8

#3620386 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:31

Get a doll and it will be more fun.

Capt_Oblivious | 9

#3620440 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:45

Yeah man, use fruit because it'll be more....something.

jackassiddy | 8

#3620477 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:54

god gave us two ears and one mouth because we should listen twice as much as we speak.. he gave men two hands and one penis..

eurostar710 | 11

#3620492 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:58

I think it's time to get a new doctor. Ya know, not a completely retarded one.

jackassiddy | 8

#3620532 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 05:13

god gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak. He gave us two hands and one penis..

jackassiddy | 8

#3620543 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 05:15

Damn comment not showing up making me look like a jackass... wait..

By dtbomb | 3

#3620219 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:55

You need to stop playing tug-o-war with the cyclops!

belkinbra | 12

#3620632 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 05:49

Docbastard needs to become OP's new doctor.

By J3R3MYY | 14

#3620229 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:55

What?! Your probably just dehidrated. Drink lots of water you should be good. Your doc is an idiot.

npnptracking | 7

#3620266 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:01

How does dehydration have anything to do with masturbation?

hurtandabused | 7

#3620276 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:03

Lack of juices to have come out lol

MizzErikaHart | 8

#3620289 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:07

He may perspire a lot if he's masturbating

J3R3MYY | 14

#3620331 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:15

Exactly!

EffinToofer | 3

#3620357 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:23

Dehydration causes headaches.

dreamnitedarling | 9

#3620719 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 06:16

Am I the only one suspecting a blood pressure issue?

By HumanWiki | 8

#3620239 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:58

Time for a new Dr. One that's not religious.

MoodyBlue320 | 11

#3620304 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:09

Dumbass religious doctors don't have real answers. =P

By RedPillSucks | 30

#3620241 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:58

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

Dawnxxoo | 11

#3620271 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:01

LOL

By bitchslapped22 | 14

#3620243 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:58

You're also going to have hairy palms!

By mk58 | 31

#3620249 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 03:58

Wonder what school this particular doctor got his MD from...

Savra_fml | 17

#3620346 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:20

printout from the internet

mk58 | 31

#3620393 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:34

Damn it! So I'm wasting away in university for no reason?!

leogirl95 | 12

#3620455 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:47

Church

By 77777771 | 12

#3620264 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:01

Probably to much blood is leaving your brain to go somewhere much more important.

By Mayshod | 3

#3620287 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:06

Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.

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