Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
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weepingangel_fml
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Because you're going blind. XD
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Dawnxxoo
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Bourne_
| 5
Yeah man get a chick and it'll be more fun.
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markrs
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Yeah man, get a dude and it'll be more fun. I mean, if you swing that way...
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fanceh
| 10
Yeah man get a monkey and it'll be more fun......... no?
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unhappybitch
| 8
Get a doll and it will be more fun.
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Capt_Oblivious
| 9
Yeah man, use fruit because it'll be more....something.
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jackassiddy
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god gave us two ears and one mouth because we should listen twice as much as we speak.. he gave men two hands and one penis..
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eurostar710
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I think it's time to get a new doctor. Ya know, not a completely retarded one.
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jackassiddy
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god gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak. He gave us two hands and one penis..
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jackassiddy
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Damn comment not showing up making me look like a jackass... wait..
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dtbomb
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You need to stop playing tug-o-war with the cyclops!
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belkinbra
| 12
Docbastard needs to become OP's new doctor.
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J3R3MYY
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What?! Your probably just dehidrated. Drink lots of water you should be good. Your doc is an idiot.
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npnptracking
| 7
How does dehydration have anything to do with masturbation?
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hurtandabused
| 7
Lack of juices to have come out lol
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
He may perspire a lot if he's masturbating
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Exactly!
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EffinToofer
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Dehydration causes headaches.
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dreamnitedarling
| 9
Am I the only one suspecting a blood pressure issue?
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HumanWiki
| 8
Time for a new Dr. One that's not religious.
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MoodyBlue320
| 11
Dumbass religious doctors don't have real answers. =P
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RedPillSucks
| 31
You're doing it wrong.
You should be getting head, not getting a headache.
You should be getting head, not getting a headache.
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Dawnxxoo
| 11
LOL
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bitchslapped22
| 14
You're also going to have hairy palms!
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mk58
| 31
Wonder what school this particular doctor got his MD from...
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Savra_fml
| 17
printout from the internet
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mk58
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Damn it! So I'm wasting away in university for no reason?!
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leogirl95
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Church
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77777771
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Probably to much blood is leaving your brain to go somewhere much more important.
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Mayshod
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Screw you doc! Masterbation is safe sex with someone I love very much.
You should be getting head, not getting a headache.