She (I'm assuming it's a female) has nearly a year to redeem herself.

All the redemption in the world can't make up for this. The bunny is dead. Who else will deliver the eggs?

Easter bunny. just wait three days. it'll come back to life.

Took me a second. Now that's how you make a joke.

I don't know. They are probably really crushed about losing their pet.

Was that supposed to be a pun?

I honestly don't know how that situation could've been made any worse! FYL op!

Perhaps an elephant seems fair.

...Was that supposed to cheer us up?

Did it sound like it was supposed to cheer you up? :')

That is not at all how the circle of life works.

The circle of life: get born, grow up, maybe reproduce, get sat on and die. Textbook stuff.

it's still rather de"pressing"

In response to your profile bio, #29, you're not just funny to yourself.