FML : Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then...

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Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By offuckingcourse / Tuesday 6 August 2013 05:07 / Canada - Toronto

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By NakedandScared | 8

#5615313 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:59

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

By FitForFun | 11

#5615320 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:00

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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By NakedandScared | 8

#5615313 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:59

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

ottokat | 15

#5615377 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:23

Exactly - not to say this is anyone's fault, but who lets their baby crawl under the table full of guests? People drop knives and forks all the time.

CreeperXRemix15 | 8

#5615393 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:37

and spoons

webbface | 25

#5615401 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Zebediabolical | 36

#5615442 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:22

Stop playing? Do you know how hard that achievement is to get?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BABY KICKER! (50G)

iBanana | 17

#5615443 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:24

Foot-sees..... Foot-sees.... Is that right? I- IS THAT RIGHT?! Please don't tell me I've gone all my years spelling it footsies!?

ballpython | 15

#5615533 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 19:04

#58 - I really hate that your comment made me burst out in laughter.

Lacist | 19

#5615613 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 19:32

His picture makes the misspelling foot-seas joke a hundred times better.

generalasskicker | 12

#5615656 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:00

If he is smart he just didn't say anything and played dumb about the whole thing

onealmxwilson | 18

#5616432 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 6:19

That baby got a little confused. It's not your fault, it's not your fault, no.

Sorry couldn't help myself.

onealmxwilson | 18

#5618973 - Thursday 8 August 2013 21:20

What no one got the AWOLNATION reference? Disappointing D:

By isallwaysme | 27

#5615317 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:59

id love to know how your boss reacted

ViRepz | 28

#5615378 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:23

Probably was glad it wasn't him...

Wowxoxo | 17

#5615410 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:55

The FML doesn't go on but it's a baby so I'm assuming he/she didn't say "the mean man kicked me!" They probably just tended to the crying child and OP felt horrible

By FitForFun | 11

#5615320 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:00

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

PterodactylMan | 23

#5615471 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:54

Curiosity did kill the Cat

By ViRepz | 28

#5615326 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

isallwaysme | 27

#5615333 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:02

id much rather someone kick me than my infant child.

ViRepz | 28

#5615340 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:05

Not if you never found out it was kicked....

isallwaysme | 27

#5615352 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:08

"Then i heard something start crying." and are you that stupid? in no way, shape, or form would i rather an infant be kicked instead of me.

ViRepz | 28

#5615358 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:10

Ye but the boss doesn't know why the baby is crying. And TRUST ME being kicked hurts...

isallwaysme | 27

#5615363 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:14

no shit being kicked hurts.. OP could have bruised the baby, think about it, babys are soft, and you were going to kick your sister, you're going to kick as hard as possible without being noticed.

ViRepz | 28

#5615364 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:15

Hey im soft too, better it then me!

isallwaysme | 27

#5615367 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:17

were YOU kicked as a baby? you're horrible.

ViRepz | 28

#5615369 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:18

I hope not, and I would like to avoid it for as long as I can.

isallwaysme | 27

#5615371 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:20

Im done. there's no cure for stupid.

ViRepz | 28

#5615375 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:21

Neither is there for being kicked!

Uramonkey | 11

#5615387 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:32

22 - Rather it than you? Weren't you just saying in the comments below that child abuse is no laughing matter? Nice contradictions. My advice, don't spam out comments and think before you post.

Mossears133 | 15

#5615388 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:32

Never breed.

CreeperXRemix15 | 8

#5615396 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:39

your bad spelling hurts the worst.

Uramonkey | 11

#5615412 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:58

42 - I have seen some decent comments from him before, but most are terrible. I think he's actually trying which is the sad part.

sioux4 | 17

#5615422 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:04

Wtf is wrong with you?

isallwaysme | 27

#5615424 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:05

Hahahah i just realized 22 said "it THEN me" so he would like someone to kick a baby then him

iAlissa | 34

#5615429 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:11

ViRepz, after every single comment you made got thumbed down, I highly suggest leaving this thread

whiteboy896 | 9

#5615430 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:11

you two fight like a married couple, get a room.

alwayswinning123 | 7

#5615496 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 18:34

OMG WHO THE HELL CARES?!?!?

mattjamt | 16

#5615497 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 18:34

If anyone purposely let a baby get kicked, I would kick their ass in seconds. See you around ViRepz....

By Blink_me26 | 21

#5615327 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:01

That is one of the funniest fml's I have ever read. Hope the baby is okay!

By NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5615332 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:02

The baby set you up.

ViRepz | 28

#5615335 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:03

Child abuse is no laughing matter!

ottokat | 15

#5615380 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:25

It's not child abuse. It was an honest and unfortunate mistake.

Zimmington | 21

#5617290 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:28

It's not child abuse if it's funny

By logankyng | 15

#5615334 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:02

That baby was asking for it

By LaLince | 40

#5615336 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ballpython | 15

#5615548 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 19:08

You are absolutely right. Let's take him out back and "kick the shit out of him". I am sure you have never made a mistake in your life.

Axipiter | 24

#5615974 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 0:13

Damn right. Kneel and face the ditch. This is a crime punishable by death, obviously.

By alonur | 6

#5615342 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:05

Is this a FML? Don't be such a baby.

By angelitared | 27

#5615343 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:05

Why was he under the table!!!?

ViRepz | 28

#5615353 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:08

Looking for the fork.

alonur | 6

#5615355 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:09

Probaby dropped his or her teat.

Wowxoxo | 17

#5615411 - Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:57

Have you ever watched the rugrats? Kids are always playing under the table!

FTWFMLFuckIt | 7

#5618077 - Thursday 8 August 2013 5:38

why was the man up the table!!?

ExtremeEncounter | 32

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