Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only female in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
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RichardPencil
| 28
Is this more of a shitstery or a scheiss-t?
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rodfergie
| 18
I hate to be that guy, but with you calling it "my bathroom", could it be that you're coming across entitled and you've pissed off some people?
On a side note, did you just assume everybody's gender in your office?
On a side note, did you just assume everybody's gender in your office?
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raven_of_azarath
| 32
Or maybe OP knows that all her coworkers use the men’s room, making the women’s room hers and hers alone? Where’s the entitlement to calling a bathroom only you use yours?
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melisssa87
| 30
Don’t air it out, just don’t drink anything and hold it until the next day. For now on just spread around that you have a disease so they get scared of catching it from your bathroom
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Charlie Given
| 23
We need a follow-up OP was this supposed to be just your bathroom or is it everyone's 🤔
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yeongji
| 31
Invest in some Febreze? It seems like whoever took the dump was in an emergency situation, so he ran to the nearest washroom, which happens to be the female one. A situation like this will happen again, so invest in some Febreze to cover up the scent.
On a side note, did you just assume everybody's gender in your office?