Today, I went to have a sperm analysis done at the fertility clinic. I spent an hour trying to masturbate into a cup but I was too anxious and couldn't finish. There was a knock on the door, a clinician and a lab assistant both were there, wondering if I was ok. I have to go back next week. FML
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onelove7563
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you know, you can always have the nurse come in and 'assist' you... haven't you ever seen road trip?
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codesniper1313
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It's just a dry spell. Drink plenty of water and you'll be spraying that jungle juice again in no time!
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codesniper1313
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It's just a dry spell. Drink plenty of water and you'll be spraying that jungle juice again in no time!
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matt5217
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what's jungle juice? is it like fruit punch?
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Alye22
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oh god ^
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gabby54321
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fail...
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ThatsSOBforshort
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or you could've asked them to come in and help....
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imlaughingatyou
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lmao that is SAD.
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jane_marie
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Really? #2?
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slutsstud
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hahaha.. try not to masturbate this whole week n then i bet, u'll have lots of that milky stuff coming out when you go back next week.. hopefully from the right parts.. haha ;)
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trackrunner525
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lmfao...o man
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onelove7563
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you know, you can always have the nurse come in and 'assist' you... haven't you ever seen road trip?
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kitkatkelly
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I'm sure they're used to it. Not everyone can ejaculate on command.
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ohhdamn
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lmao #5.
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Paula844
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Next time try it with the door open like that other dude did.
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dino_rawr
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Haha, that sucks. You should have asked your nurse to give you a hand....
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locasocha
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HAHAHAHAHAHA #8