FML : Today, I went to have a sperm analysis done at the fertility clinic. I spent an hour trying to masturbate into a cup but I was too anxious and couldn't...

Today, I went to have a sperm analysis done at the fertility clinic. I spent an hour trying to masturbate into a cup but I was too anxious and couldn't finish. There was a knock on the door, a clinician and a lab assistant both were there, wondering if I was ok. I have to go back next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By alpine75 - / Sunday 3 May 2009 16:47 / United States

Intimacy

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By onelove7563 | 0

#165513 - Sunday 3 May 2009 23:08

you know, you can always have the nurse come in and 'assist' you... haven't you ever seen road trip?

By codesniper1313 | 0

#165471 - Sunday 3 May 2009 23:03

It's just a dry spell. Drink plenty of water and you'll be spraying that jungle juice again in no time!

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By codesniper1313 | 0

#165471 - Sunday 3 May 2009 23:03

It's just a dry spell. Drink plenty of water and you'll be spraying that jungle juice again in no time!

matt5217 | 4

#1100122 - Saturday 17 July 2010 3:20

what's jungle juice? is it like fruit punch?

Alye22 | 0

#1232521 - Friday 13 August 2010 2:01

oh god ^

gabby54321 | 0

#1233439 - Friday 13 August 2010 7:39

fail...

ThatsSOBforshort | 2

#2934999 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:40

or you could've asked them to come in and help....

By imlaughingatyou | 0

#165482 - Sunday 3 May 2009 23:04

lmao that is SAD.

jane_marie | 12

#4448762 - Thursday 17 May 2012 23:03

Really? #2?

By slutsstud | 0

#165487 - Sunday 3 May 2009 23:05

hahaha.. try not to masturbate this whole week n then i bet, u'll have lots of that milky stuff coming out when you go back next week.. hopefully from the right parts.. haha ;)