FML : Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay...

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Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML

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You deserved it

By irishbitch - / Sunday 15 November 2009 07:51 /

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By emilysanftwsom | 0

#672642 - Sunday 15 November 2009 12:34

I hope you dumped him.

By Funambulist | 0

#672661 - Sunday 15 November 2009 13:11

Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.

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By emilysanftwsom | 0

#672642 - Sunday 15 November 2009 12:34

I hope you dumped him.

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RipIt | 0

#672704 - Sunday 15 November 2009 12:53

Yep. me too

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dcbog123 | 0

#673221 - Sunday 15 November 2009 21:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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phiniusmaster | 0

#673347 - Monday 16 November 2009 0:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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zakkyzebra | 11

#2536132 - Friday 20 May 2011 1:09

which half...

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ilovecamp | 2

#2844577 - Friday 8 July 2011 5:12

your an ass

By Funambulist | 0

#672661 - Sunday 15 November 2009 13:11

Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.

By Kappaa | 0

#672696 - Sunday 15 November 2009 12:44

I hope you joined in?

By analltimelow | 0

#672699 - Sunday 15 November 2009 12:47

lol at #3
did he actually say they were 'rehearsing'?

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ThuNDeY | 23

#6196553 - Sunday 8 February 2015 20:31

You are #3

By StaticDown | 0

#672706 - Sunday 15 November 2009 13:04

Hmm... I think the rehearsing part is what she wanted to believe... I'd dump him right on the spot!

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MaydayParade1476 | 14

#5108223 - Friday 2 November 2012 16:13

She didn't actually mean they were rehearsing, nor was that what she thought. She probably was stating his "excuse"

By Thespade_fml | 0

#672715 - Sunday 15 November 2009 13:37

Bravo lmao

By Peroxide | 3

#672729 - Sunday 15 November 2009 14:09

and the award for "this is totally not what this looks like" goes to....

By ygdrassil | 17

#672737 - Sunday 15 November 2009 14:23

is that how he will kiss her in the play?
at least give him thevbenefit of the doubt

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Nezumi04 | 20

#6285360 - Friday 8 May 2015 18:42

Are you stupid?

By contrastive | 0

#672740 - Sunday 15 November 2009 14:27

All you have to do is listen to Bad Romance, and you'll feel 10000x better. :)

By xoconnie | 8

#672760 - Sunday 15 November 2009 14:51

WHAT A JERK. dump him ASAP ! :(

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