By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a clitoris) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

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at least it will pay off with an answer which is hopefully good.

just pretend ure on a boat with the Old Spice guy. Now a boat

wow that's awkward... and why would Angelina Jolie have her finger in your butt anyway?

Aaaargh, don't worry, I be a doctor.

f his life for having to pretend he is Angie Jolie

now back at him now back at me

@35 Do you think that you could possibly speak like anymore of a dumbass? I would love to shove a boat up YOUR ass, dumbass.

@23 he is coming for you as we speak don't hate on Chuck Norris

Lmfao, win. Family Guy.

wasn't it all scary and black n white

134- u think u could use ass one more time? And op fyl

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a clitoris) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

I can confirm that. It's one thing to have it paid attention to for that purpose, however, and quite another for a medical purpose. I've not experienced the latter, but apparently doctors are much rougher with it.

What what in the butt.

so is it like when you scratch your ass and it feels awesome?

@3 Getting something shoved up your ass by an older man = BAD Getting something shoved up your ass by a Hot Woman = Good (Supposedly)

Katy Perry FTW!! :D

I love Angie Jolie

So Snickers, can I shove my finger up your ass and when I do, you can't moan or make a face. Deal? Stfu, shove something up your ass and tell me you won't complain. FYL bro, and Snickers, get a hobby.

Why pretend that he's Mrs Pitt? Is he gonna try to steal someone's Man, while his finger is up your Craphatch??

Hmmm. Angelinas fingers up my ass.... I guess that'd be cool.

Lmfao. every single time i come on Fmylife, i always see snickerdoodles comments followed by all the people that talk shit about her lmao. personally thats all i look for now :D

yeah I know. it's makes me laugh everytime. if I was her I would stop posting.

#10 me too..i just go through and readthem all cause its STUPID you guys have to do that. but they are fun tk read:)

Your Dr. rules!!!!!!!!

Was she hot? If so, YDI for not doing her on the operating table. But seriously, get off your high horse. Who wouldn't take it up the pooper from Angelina?

first of all, the doctor's a male doctor. secondly I WOULD NEVER TAKE SOMETHIN UP THE POOPER FOR ANYONE  that's just wrong