FML : Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous...

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Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By artsmart1 / Saturday 6 March 2010 00:40 / United States

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By ohSNAPyall | 26

#918397 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:03

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

By ImaginaryFoe | 0

#918764 - Saturday 6 March 2010 03:12

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a clitoris) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

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By boyguydudemalema | 0

#918388 - Saturday 6 March 2010 08:59

woah

twohot2touch | 7

#918401 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:04

at least it will pay off with an answer which is hopefully good.

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#918515 - Saturday 6 March 2010 10:09

just pretend ure on a boat with the Old Spice guy. Now a boat

cater2U | 0

#919002 - Saturday 6 March 2010 04:40

wow that's awkward... and why would Angelina Jolie have her finger in your butt anyway?

reyemrein | 0

#919472 - Saturday 6 March 2010 08:13

Aaaargh, don't worry, I be a doctor.

fmlsoobad | 0

#920367 - Sunday 7 March 2010 02:49

f his life for having to pretend he is Angie Jolie

qqwweeaa | 0

#920685 - Sunday 7 March 2010 05:54

now back at him now back at me

mlipro | 0

#920700 - Sunday 7 March 2010 06:02

#106: Win

AlxR514 | 0

#920914 - Sunday 7 March 2010 08:54

lmao fam guy

emilily23421 | 0

#921527 - Sunday 7 March 2010 02:12

@35 Do you think that you could possibly speak like anymore of a dumbass? I would love to shove a boat up YOUR ass, dumbass.

kmdfirefox | 0

#921768 - Sunday 7 March 2010 04:00

@23 he is coming for you as we speak don't hate on Chuck Norris

BenAmazesYou | 0

#924278 - Monday 8 March 2010 06:17

Lmfao, win. Family Guy.

punchypink | 0

#924452 - Monday 8 March 2010 07:44

wasn't it all scary and black n white

treasurechest | 0

#972796 - Friday 2 April 2010 12:00

FAKE

ariestiger15 | 0

#3663409 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 01:19

134- u think u could use ass one more time? And op fyl

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#918397 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:03

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#918764 - Saturday 6 March 2010 03:12

ohSNAPyall | 26

#918794 - Saturday 6 March 2010 03:30

Agreed.

Anon17564 | 3

#919069 - Saturday 6 March 2010 05:04

I can confirm that. It's one thing to have it paid attention to for that purpose, however, and quite another for a medical purpose. I've not experienced the latter, but apparently doctors are much rougher with it.

FYLDeep | 25

#919284 - Saturday 6 March 2010 07:11

What what in the butt.

twistman27 | 0

#920754 - Sunday 7 March 2010 06:31

so is it like when you scratch your ass and it feels awesome?

By iFellytone | 0

#918399 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:03

I don't get it

Fedor_is_KING | 0

#918533 - Saturday 6 March 2010 10:23

@3 Getting something shoved up your ass by an older man = BAD Getting something shoved up your ass by a Hot Woman = Good (Supposedly)

Mylees | 0

#1526162 - Sunday 10 October 2010 07:36

I love Angie Jolie

By ilovebradiew | 0

#918402 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:04

creeeepy

By swagga0n1oo | 0

#918414 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:10

So Snickers, can I shove my finger up your ass and when I do, you can't moan or make a face. Deal? Stfu, shove something up your ass and tell me you won't complain. FYL bro, and Snickers, get a hobby.

By Eddie_Paints | 0

#918418 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:11

Why pretend that he's Mrs Pitt? Is he gonna try to steal someone's Man, while his finger is up your Craphatch??

By Fedor_is_KING | 0

#918420 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:12

Hmmm. Angelinas fingers up my ass.... I guess that'd be cool.

By Mx_Rider | 6

#918428 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:13

Lmfao. every single time i come on Fmylife, i always see snickerdoodles comments followed by all the people that talk shit about her lmao. personally thats all i look for now :D

haha123321 | 0

#918803 - Saturday 6 March 2010 03:38

yeah I know. it's makes me laugh everytime. if I was her I would stop posting.

Shell02 | 0

#920255 - Sunday 7 March 2010 01:54

#10 me too..i just go through and readthem all cause its STUPID you guys have to do that. but they are fun tk read:)

By txdiva | 0

#918432 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:14

Your Dr. rules!!!!!!!!

By IsaacYorkHawk | 0

#918433 - Saturday 6 March 2010 09:14

Was she hot? If so, YDI for not doing her on the operating table. But seriously, get off your high horse. Who wouldn't take it up the pooper from Angelina?