Today, I went to go meet my new upstairs neighbor, only to find out nobody actually moved in. The noises that have been coming from up there were made...

By Anonymous - 12/1/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, I went to go meet my new upstairs neighbor, only to find out nobody actually moved in. The noises that have been coming from up there were made by rats. Lots of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By saranottelling | 7

#770816 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...

By sakurag0525 | 0

#770833 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:13

get a cat...maybe a lot of them! XD

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By daniel1_1 | 13

#770810 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:07

FIRST!!!!!!!!1 and op your life sucks

Fminetoo | 0

#770861 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:25

Would you like a fuckin cookie?!?

iKaite | 0

#770924 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:55

or a brain?

Scorpio1989 | 0

#770941 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:04

or a pat on the back and a cookie?

minnieminroe | 0

#1005295 - Monday 24 May 2010 11:07

Eww!

By Loserguy139 | 6

#770811 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

ewwwwwwwwww

By saranottelling | 7

#770816 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...

By logieebearr | 0

#770819 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:09

that's sick.

By Profkingfish | 0

#770827 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:11

AT least you know that your neighbors won't throw any loud parties!

By ScaryyMary | 14

#770828 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:11

Well, don't rat on them! >:O

...yeah, that was a lame pun. PUN-ishment, even.

Yeah? Yeah? No. :'(

The_Disturbed | 5

#771067 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:01

ScaryyMary, I like your jokes :D
Have a waffle from Kirby (>'')>#
Now the world is a slightly better place :D

And OP...That's pretty funny. Rats are surprisingly clean animals...they're just riddled with diseases and fleas. Noone likes diseases. Or fleas. So either way you look at it...it's kinda gross :P FYL

By sakurag0525 | 0

#770833 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:13

get a cat...maybe a lot of them! XD

By jessxoxo28 | 5

#770859 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:23

ewww, thats pretty scary

By me5 | 0

#770866 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:28

It's neighborS! Hi!

By ipwnallmen | 10

#770877 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:31

dang, i wouldve move outta there fast like speed of light.. well.. at least splinter has a healthy sex life.... O/o aww the turtles r gonna have lotsa half siblings to dote on ^^