Well I screwed that joke up down vote me to hell.

Ahahaha, to be honest your version sounds a lot more funny.

Well thanks Pleonasm that means a lot coming from you.

i think you redeemed yourself with the 2nd comment lol

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits...

Sorry I posted that twice. Damn app was showing that it hasn't posted!

It sounds like the best side-effect ever!

That sounds like an awesome side-effect tbh. We were told that diarrhea was one of the side-effects. Guess who was lucky enough to get that one? :(

Maybe I need one I need that side effect I'm stopped up something fierce

I can't help but wonder though, why a vaccine would affect someone like that.

I can't help but to wonder. Why would you need convincing to get a vaccine? HPV gives you cancer doesn't it? Scary scary.

@28 because it is rumored to cause health problems is why.

I know someone who was put into the hospital for at least a week bc of the HPV vaccine. For some people the risk of contracting HPV and the cancer it can cause is very low and it's not worth the possible side effects of the vaccine.

Agree. Plus the hpv vaccine only protects against a few strains, when in reality there's hundreds (or thousands) of different strains of hpv.

But it protects against the four most common strands.

'Rumoured to cause health problems'?? Facts, not rumours, are what's important. And that's complete bullshit.

Also, not all of the strains are cancer causing.

It's so easy to use facts to help your case when they support what you want. It protects you against (some but not all) cervical cancers, anal cancers, vaginal cancers, vulvar cancers, a variety of oral cancers and genital warts as well. Side effects suck, yes. Myself? I got rash on my arms. But I ended up getting all three anyway. With everything having the potential to give you cancer these days, I wasn't willing to take that risk.

I mean the cdc says its safe. Although they do say that it's not as cost effective for men and women over the age of 26. (Just did some research)

So getting HPV is nothing? Okay.

I think she just means compared to other vaccines. I had the three series shots too and they definitely hurt more than any other vaccine I've gotten. (Not saying at all that I wouldn't get it just because of that, the benefits far outweigh the risks).

I fainted on the second shot. I was wearing a skirt, so when the doctor lifted up my legs to regulate blood flow back to my brain, everyone got to see. Now the guy who administers shots is afraid of me.

As well as giving yew the Assburgers N' the Oretiss'm! Dun wan mah kid gettin' the Oretiss'm!

That comment hurt my brain... :/

I still can't figure out what the fuck "Oretiss'm" is supposed to be.

well if I'm the one who has to guess, I think he means aspergers syndrome and autism. the rest is just chicken shit

With that comment, I call to order this weeks meeting of the Tinfoil Hat Club.