By anonymous - United States
Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML
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  DahkLohd  |  4

Nah, Nagini would prefer to eat humans. So far, I've fed her 3 commenters who have invoked my wrath (mostly for having deplorable spelling and grammar).

But in all seriousness, I have a royal python at home. She mostly eats mice and rats.

  sourgirl101  |  28

"They're for my snake" sounds so dirty (: since you were talking about pussy earlier. Until.... I read the first part of your comment. Okay, so you're talking about a real snake this time.Lol

I had a garter snake, it only ate crickets. I think it would be hard for me to watch it actually eating a creature other than bugs.

  rlTlk  |  13

ughh so not true.. I can't stand most houses with cats cuz the litter box smell, and a lot of time cats will go wherever is most convenient. If you don't clean up their literal shit and piss every single day, and keep your house perfectly tidy, that better place to them may likely be your clean laundry. Then they scratch you, and throw up hair balls all over.. and tear up furniture..and bring dead things in the house..and meow nonstop.. and shed on everything..and intentionally be in your way no matter what you are doing.. I don't super dislike cats but they are more like pet rodents compared to dogs.

  lottiebearx  |  10

#138 - what sort of cats have you come across? Most cats allowed outside will, naturally, go piss and shit outside. Housecats, once trained, will go in the litter tray, and after going, will bury their waste. Just because you know people who have no concept of keeping a clean cat or well behaved, doesn't mean all cats are the same. My cat has never clawed furniture, or gone to the toilet anywhere other than outside or in his tray, and he certainly doesn't leave furballs all over the place. Maybe buy these people some odour-absorbant litter? Or get them a hamster.

  starile  |  19

Thank you, 8. OP is stupid, stupid, stupid for assuming the cat is declawed. A cat shouldn't have to be declawed for you to feed it a pill, you ignorantly cruel mother lover.