Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
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SweetestSin
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Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?
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cooluc
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YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.
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SweetestSin
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Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?
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Reyo
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Well...that showed him how grown up and mature you are about the breakup.
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White667
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"I was a total bitch - and got caught." isn't a FML. "I'm so emotionally unstable and childish that I still egg peoples houses and even know where to BUY silly string." is also extremely pathetic.
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AndelleRae
| 9
Not that you aren't correct, but they sell silly string everywhere. Dollar stores, Wal-Mart, Target and Meijer are just a few examples. (And no, I'm not emotionally unstable, I just like to have silly string fights with my friends. lol)
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Freeze_fml
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I may be the only one who thinks he deserved getting his house egged, silly stringed and tee peed.
Cheating on people isn't very nice.
Cheating on people isn't very nice.
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ender345
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true, cheating is fucked up. but being the better person is the best revenge.
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tisiphone_fml
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Are you a teenager or an adult..? Because eggs and silly string scream 16... you can obviously drive, but... if you're over 18 and did this, you need to take a hard look at your life. Cheating is shameful, but there are more mature ways to deal with it.
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No_Heart
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Kill bill would have been so much better if they went with your type of revenge.
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rwac07
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if I were him, I'd be so happy that I cheated on op, she seems childish and possessive
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TehKevin
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You should've saved a egg to throw at him.
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nuts_in_your_fac
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sounds like he made a good choice. psycho!
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lauraburton95
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he cheated on her, so no.
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Bud_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Veritas143
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yes, because the girl is sure to believe the newly titled, "crazy ex".
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liveloveandownit
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If you want to get back at hit just have sex with his Brother/Best friend/Cousin whatever.
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No_Heart
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That's right, become a massive whore and fuck his whole family...............that will show them.
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unixorn
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We don't even know for sure he was cheating on you - OP sounds like one of those psycho bitches that you tell you don't want to date her anymore and she doesn't consider the relationship over until she says it's over, so when you move on and date someone else, she claims you're cheating on her.
You're a tard, and I hope the ex called the cops on you.
You're a tard, and I hope the ex called the cops on you.
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DragonitePaladin
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True that mate. True that.
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cooluc
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YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.
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amadais
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meow
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gladstone123
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Agreed. YDI for wasting food.
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nori313
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YDI for egging someones house at that age, if anything it shows him how weak and annoying you are
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spiderman0606
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At what age? The least we can assume she's 16 for driving there, and people can be pretty immature at that time - actually, their whole life. But meh.
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dudeitsdanny
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Any age above 14 year old BOY is too old to egg houses
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zelly05
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hmm yea karma
ahah #2 is ryt
warn his current girl. maybe something gud will happen to u
ahah #2 is ryt
warn his current girl. maybe something gud will happen to u
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RuralNinja
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YDI for poorly thought out revenge.
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Izuation
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Win then fail.
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Rainbowjumper0
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More like fail then even bigger fail
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clib542
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you just proved your ex he was right to leave you, ydi for thinking that a what you have seen in a movie or heard in a song is reality, I hope he called the cops
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DizzyVulps
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yeah, who eggs by themself???
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Lovebotlass
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Exactly! Hell, at least bring a friend (AKA backup) for moments like this!
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YouGotTold
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ydi d c
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Soulathyia
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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cooluc
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Yes, because acting like a 10 year old is CLEARLY the best way to get back at someone. Better yet, how about she tries being the bigger person and moving on, not doing anything childish.
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Veritas143
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Just looked at #15's profile..and just as I figured.. a 15 year old girl.. enough said..
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Veritas143
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also notice how she calls the other girl a "slut". Not even knowing the girl at all but if shes with her ex she must therefore be slutty...i dont get it..
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ladyme_fml
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well the other girl is probably the one he left her for...
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rachexl
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you mean #11?
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MagicMeds
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Maybe the other girl didn't know he was cheating with her? It happened before.