FML : Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent...

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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By samrodpuertorico - / Friday 13 February 2009 20:40 / United States

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By deeznutzismine | 0

#2029 - Saturday 14 February 2009 03:18

Don't you know the urinal rule of skipping one urinal? Your fault.

By alpuppy | 0

#2099 - Saturday 14 February 2009 09:10

why has he seen so many penis'?

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By GhettoWangstuh | 0

#2025 - Saturday 14 February 2009 03:09

rofl that wouldve been epic

By deeznutzismine | 0

#2029 - Saturday 14 February 2009 03:18

Don't you know the urinal rule of skipping one urinal? Your fault.

toaster468 | 0

#984172 - Saturday 24 April 2010 03:54

ah yes, Man's golden rule.

liamk_26 | 16

#6227006 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:05

Seriously and I don't think you should be standing far enough away that he can easily peak over and see it

chrisbeaudoin | 26

#6680847 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 05:52

Sometime there are only 2 or there might be other people.

By kristin_fml | 0

#2040 - Saturday 14 February 2009 04:20

even I know about the unspoken pattern to picking a urinal rule and I'm a chick.

partytime4321 | 5

#5133717 - Saturday 10 November 2012 03:16

Hate it when there's only 2 or a lot of people

By midnyte | 0

#2065 - Saturday 14 February 2009 06:41

So why was he peeking at your tool again? ....

By alpuppy | 0

#2099 - Saturday 14 February 2009 09:10

why has he seen so many penis'?

schulzy16 | 9

#5988169 - Wednesday 25 June 2014 08:41

He probably went to school where there is gym class and showers

By Rollercoaster_fml | 0

#2139 - Saturday 14 February 2009 01:59

#12 doesn't understand...

By greenfairy_fml | 0

#2233 - Sunday 15 February 2009 12:30

backs up my theory that all men are secretly gay.

Youser | 0

#1040804 - Thursday 24 June 2010 05:28

I'm a man and I'm not gay.

imnutsss | 0

#1094416 - Thursday 15 July 2010 06:38

woohoo! i agree! and she said "secretly gay", dude.

By d_dh2310 | 0

#3264 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 08:37

#1.. would have been hillarioussssss

By bigweber77 | 0

#9204 - Saturday 28 February 2009 11:02

SUPER gay.

By dirtygerbil08 | 0

#25902 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:43

Some people are so awkward. Urinal conversation is possibly the most awkward thing ever. I'm sure he was joking.

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