By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
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And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

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And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

That was stupid. In a public resturant? You're an idiot.

I agree...but also, if he knew you were doing this, why did he stand up? it's just his parents...

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Uh... did you not know they were joining you? If not, I guess its a FYL. If you did know, then YDI.

Whether OP knew their BF's parents were joining them or not, they still deserve it. Keep private stuff private, not in a freaking restaurant.

I'm assuming you didn't know they were joining you, which is in itself kind of weird. But really, he let you unzip his pants and start reaching in his boxers without mentioning that mom and dad were on the way?

I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

lol I would hope so! that's nasty if she didnt!

Why the hell wouldn't he have said, "Cool your jets, my parents are coming"???? Unless he's an idiot. YDI for being gross in a public restaurant.

maybe if your werent acting like a ho fo sho........ and girls say guys cant keep it in their pants. well no we cant, not when your taking it out in the middle of a resturant

Jesus all these comments about her being gross and a ho.. that's actually kinda hot and fhl for standing up without fixing it first

And he didn't realize your hand was in his pants because...? And you didn't know his parents were meeting you there?

I say, screw #1 and 2. Keep up the public sex acts. But definitely be careful when the parents are around. You're probably dumb for doing it seconds before they arrive. But there's nothin wrong with playin with his cock n balls for a little while. (Adam Sandler "theyre all going to laugh at you" CD impression)

Who cares if his parents were coming to dinner anyways... You don't do the nasty out in public -_-;;

that would have sucked if your hand had gotten stuck. some how

I'm pretty sure that was the reason for the FML...