FML : Today, I went to Costco and the cashier asked me how I was doing so, to be nice, I asked her back. She said, "I'm fucking horrible, I'm working at Costco,"...

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Today, I went to Costco and the cashier asked me how I was doing so, to be nice, I asked her back. She said, "I'm fucking horrible, I'm working at Costco," nearly making me spit my drink out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sorkin15 / Thursday 24 March 2016 21:06 / United States - West Palm Beach

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By Anika_09 | 17

#6567040 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:17

Well you did ask...

By Dictionaryspeaks | 18

#6567041 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:20

She has a point..lol FHL

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By Anika_09 | 17

#6567040 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:17

Well you did ask...

By Dictionaryspeaks | 18

#6567041 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:20

She has a point..lol FHL

By CaptainSmith28 | 19

#6567042 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:20

F the cashier's life

By epilepticloh | 20

#6567044 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:20

I don't see how this is a fyl...

By thestoryofacaleb | 14

#6567045 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:21

Don't see how that's an FYL

By wolf12king | 12

#6567046 - Friday 25 March 2016 7:22

Could be worse they could be working at Walmart

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