By getmoneyab - 30/05/2009 06:42 - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML
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Dear women, Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi. Love, men.

Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

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Haha, fail. You should've asked if you could get another drink or something :P

you should've asked him if there was any pepper right after you asked for salt.

And i thought the cheese cake factory only existed only in the big bang theory

Nope, it's real. And it's delicious!

Today, a girl asked me if I had any salt. It was right on the table. FML LOLOLOL REVERSE FML IM SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!1

yeah, you're hilarious. :I

it's ok, I think you are :)

Wow... Ive never seen a comment so painful to read in my life...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTY!!!!

MilkyFilmz 26

Please get off the site.

Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

Have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory? They do serve more than just cheesecake.

Agreed with 123

they don't just have cheesecake, that's just their specialty

clever AND original

#3: no. just... no. OP: hahha. good line.

Ha ha that makes me laugh but THIS IS NOT A FML IT WAS THE DUDE'S FML, LETS SEE IF HE POSTS IT!

WOW he must think that you are some creeper now...

Wow. You should brush up on your flirting skills. You should have said something like " Excuse me, how bout a handsome waiter to go with my delightful cheesecake?" But you screwed up big time. LOL. Its ok. Maybe another time.

thats just as bad as OP's... just sayin.

I agree with #125. Asking for a handsome waiter would be implying that the one she has isn't handsome, so he'd probably get offended.