FML : Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something....

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Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By getmoneyab - / Saturday 30 May 2009 06:42 / Mexico

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By Tobunshi | 0

#244931 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:34

Dear women,
Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi.
Love, men.

By kizz_fml | 0

#244843 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

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By purple5 | 0

#244831 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:05

Haha, fail. You should've asked if you could get another drink or something :P

123whyme | 0

#2401232 - Monday 25 April 2011 6:37

you should've asked him if there was any pepper right after you asked for salt.

changesinme | 0

#3478294 - Sunday 23 October 2011 22:04

And i thought the cheese cake factory only existed only in the big bang theory

sockmonkey576 | 6

#4075862 - Thursday 23 February 2012 5:26

Dumbass.

teentee401 | 36

#6104394 - Thursday 30 October 2014 3:39

Nope, it's real. And it's delicious!

By ilikesexyparties | 0

#244836 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:06

what a line

By Kyothine | 0

#244842 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

Today, a girl asked me if I had any salt. It was right on the table. FML

LOLOLOL REVERSE FML IM SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!1

aoife123 | 0

#1024329 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 0:50

yeah, you're hilarious. :I

eehizle | 0

#1292513 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:57

it's ok, I think you are :)

reallytho3 | 11

#3155086 - Monday 22 August 2011 0:30

Wow... Ive never seen a comment so painful to read in my life...

Beans12345 | 5

#5466913 - Saturday 27 April 2013 4:41

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTY!!!!

MilkyFilmz | 26

#5523089 - Thursday 6 June 2013 7:06

Please get off the site.

By kizz_fml | 0

#244843 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

AtomicRebirth | 11

#2950844 - Friday 22 July 2011 10:38

Have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory? They do serve more than just cheesecake.

cea99 | 0

#2960871 - Saturday 23 July 2011 23:10

Agreed with 123

sastgamer | 10

#6639446 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:41

They do?!

By ilikesexyparties | 0

#244849 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

they don't just have cheesecake, that's just their specialty

By Purane2forever | 0

#244864 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:13

clever AND original

By Shock98 | 0

#244867 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:14

#3: no. just... no.

OP: hahha. good line.

By Shirschfield | 0

#244871 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:15

Ha ha that makes me laugh

but THIS IS NOT A FML IT WAS THE DUDE'S FML, LETS SEE IF HE POSTS IT!

By Boogers | 0

#244879 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:18

WOW he must think that you are some creeper now...

By DieHard3 | 0

#244892 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:21

Wow. You should brush up on your flirting skills. You should have said something like " Excuse me, how bout a handsome waiter to go with my delightful cheesecake?" But you screwed up big time. LOL. Its ok. Maybe another time.