Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML
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purple5
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Haha, fail. You should've asked if you could get another drink or something :P
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123whyme
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you should've asked him if there was any pepper right after you asked for salt.
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changesinme
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And i thought the cheese cake factory only existed only in the big bang theory
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sockmonkey576
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Dumbass.
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teentee401
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Nope, it's real. And it's delicious!
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ilikesexyparties
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what a line
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Kyothine
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Today, a girl asked me if I had any salt. It was right on the table. FML
LOLOLOL REVERSE FML IM SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!1
LOLOLOL REVERSE FML IM SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!1
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aoife123
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yeah, you're hilarious. :I
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eehizle
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it's ok, I think you are :)
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reallytho3
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Wow... Ive never seen a comment so painful to read in my life...
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Beans12345
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTY!!!!
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MilkyFilmz
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Please get off the site.
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kizz_fml
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Why would you need salt on your cheescake?
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AtomicRebirth
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Have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory? They do serve more than just cheesecake.
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cea99
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Agreed with 123
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sastgamer
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They do?!
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ilikesexyparties
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they don't just have cheesecake, that's just their specialty
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Purane2forever
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clever AND original
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Shock98
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#3: no. just... no.
OP: hahha. good line.
OP: hahha. good line.
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Shirschfield
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Ha ha that makes me laugh
but THIS IS NOT A FML IT WAS THE DUDE'S FML, LETS SEE IF HE POSTS IT!
but THIS IS NOT A FML IT WAS THE DUDE'S FML, LETS SEE IF HE POSTS IT!
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Boogers
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WOW he must think that you are some creeper now...
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DieHard3
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Wow. You should brush up on your flirting skills. You should have said something like " Excuse me, how bout a handsome waiter to go with my delightful cheesecake?" But you screwed up big time. LOL. Its ok. Maybe another time.
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farhil
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thats just as bad as OP's... just sayin.
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swimmer3141
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I agree with #125. Asking for a handsome waiter would be implying that the one she has isn't handsome, so he'd probably get offended.
Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi.
Love, men.