By getmoneyab - 30/05/2009 06:42 - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML
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Tobunshi 0

Dear women, Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi. Love, men.

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kizz_fml 0
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Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

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purple5 0
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Haha, fail. You should've asked if you could get another drink or something :P

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123whyme 0

you should've asked him if there was any pepper right after you asked for salt.

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changesinme 0
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And i thought the cheese cake factory only existed only in the big bang theory

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teentee401 36
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Nope, it's real. And it's delicious!

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Kyothine 0

Today, a girl asked me if I had any salt. It was right on the table. FML LOLOLOL REVERSE FML IM SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!1

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aoife123 0

yeah, you're hilarious. :I

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eehizle 0

it's ok, I think you are :)

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reallytho3 11

Wow... Ive never seen a comment so painful to read in my life...

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Beans12345 5
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTY!!!!

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MilkyFilmz 26

Please get off the site.

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kizz_fml 0
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Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

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AtomicRebirth 11
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Have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory? They do serve more than just cheesecake.

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cea99 0

Agreed with 123

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ilikesexyparties 0
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they don't just have cheesecake, that's just their specialty

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Purane2forever 0

clever AND original

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Shock98 0

#3: no. just... no. OP: hahha. good line.

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Shirschfield 0
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Ha ha that makes me laugh but THIS IS NOT A FML IT WAS THE DUDE'S FML, LETS SEE IF HE POSTS IT!

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Boogers 0
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WOW he must think that you are some creeper now...

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DieHard3 0

Wow. You should brush up on your flirting skills. You should have said something like " Excuse me, how bout a handsome waiter to go with my delightful cheesecake?" But you screwed up big time. LOL. Its ok. Maybe another time.

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farhil 14
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thats just as bad as OP's... just sayin.

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swimmer3141 10
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I agree with #125. Asking for a handsome waiter would be implying that the one she has isn't handsome, so he'd probably get offended.

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