FML : Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking...

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Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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By Triedtobecool - / Monday 6 April 2009 02:22 / Canada

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By alex_vik | 0

#86455 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:43

YDI for trying to buy beer underage AND YDI because you somehow thought that would impress a girl.

By shiie | 0

#86469 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:51

"Oh Johnny, you bought beer? Let's make out!"

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By amandabee | 0

#86454 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:43

ahahahahaaa dummy!

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LtDelicious | 0

#381515 - Thursday 9 July 2009 10:05

YDI for not doing a beer run! you've gotta be stupid if you think that anything besides stealing the beer is going to work.

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vollyball921 | 0

#976879 - Friday 9 April 2010 04:57

Ha... reminds me of SuperBad

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mariahrawks | 0

#990108 - Monday 10 May 2010 02:15

bonita - same here !

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lantern | 6

#3999689 - Monday 6 February 2012 08:32

B double E double R U N, Beer run!

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Wingman527 | 22

#6069271 - Saturday 20 September 2014 12:36

I agree OP totally deserved this

By alex_vik | 0

#86455 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:43

YDI for trying to buy beer underage AND YDI because you somehow thought that would impress a girl.

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some2521nobody | 0

#2575925 - Saturday 28 May 2011 01:07

Totally agree with this.

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iizcalebhearmero | 0

#2591273 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 03:33

so true

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prototype3773 | 10

#6701745 - Wednesday 12 October 2016 07:01

Second part about thinking it's somehow impressive I agree with, not so much the first part, maybe attitudes are different in England though, legal age is 18 but most have probably been drinking at parties since 15 and probably had a few sips of family members beer before then.

By TydusArandor | 0

#86460 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:45

Sorry, no cure for stupidity.

By pinkdaisy | 0

#86465 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:47

Hahaha why would you even bother to try buying when underage?!? Ydi, idiot

By shiie | 0

#86469 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:51

"Oh Johnny, you bought beer? Let's make out!"

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bcwrape69 | 0

#850323 - Saturday 13 February 2010 02:18

I <3 you

By syrcsorgmn | 0

#86480 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:54

that is kind of stupid. didnt you look at what you were buying?

By Boob_fml | 6

#86483 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:55

Hahahaha trying to impress a girl by getting alcohol. You are such a tool :)

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itchyballs | 0

#1082797 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:18

ya because judging by your shirt your not a tool at all

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usaywhatt | 0

#1206824 - Sunday 8 August 2010 07:44

neither are you, itchyballs!

By Inspired22 | 11

#86486 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:57

Hint: Next time, have an of-age person with a little more experience in shopping for ALCOHOL it for you.

By kk_fml | 0

#86496 - Monday 6 April 2009 10:01

in texas you still have to be 21 to buy non alcoholic beer

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Miss_Bethica | 11

#3783280 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:13

yeah a lotta places you still have to be 21, cos it still contains a small amount of alcohol.

By Inspired22 | 11

#86498 - Monday 6 April 2009 10:02

Edit: Hint: Next time, have an of-age person with a little more experience in shopping for ALCOHOL*buy* it for you. LOL. Whoops!

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gionatorinc | 5

#4651939 - Thursday 5 July 2012 07:54

Why does the person with experience have to be of age?

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