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By interviewed - / Wednesday 16 September 2009 10:37 / United States
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so successful people never fart? Especially by accident? It's not like you felt a big one comin along and lifted up a butt cheek and yelled check this out as you let it rip.

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Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat BLAOWWW!!

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Just because you're applying for a job doesn't mean you should always avoid natural chemical reactions. If your interviewers honestly think that you shouldn't fart or poop, you probably wouldn't wanna work there.

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I didn't see the movie but the same thing happened to me too - except for the fact that is was a silent one.

farted huh, is this really a FML? doubtful, however if you had shit your pants, then yes. it would been.

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Think about it, he farted in front of his interviewer, for his perfect job, for a job he has been searching for, for a while now. So ya this is an FML

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When you are not there they certainly do ... and if drunk enough, they'll do it on cue. To the OP - If they can't understand the sneeze/pressure/fart reaction, or are willing to deny you employment because of it, you are probably better off not getting a job there anyway.

If you are as prepared, qualified and eager as you say you are, that should not be a real problem. Unless you are auditioning as a nude dancer. That would be an automatic disqualifier since the clubs are kind of drafty and the customers are staring right up your asshole most of the time. . . or so I've heard.

Ok, everyone farts. EVEN GIRLS. It might be embarrassing, but if you're ever in a situation like that again just handle it with class and say something along the lines of "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen" and move on. Ignoring it is far worse, because that just leaves an awkward tension between you and the interviewer. Apologize and immediately move on with the conversation or simply move on to another subject if possible. FYL for sure, because I know I would still be m

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