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By fuck kids - / Thursday 6 June 2013 18:24 / United States
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I'm sure that did nut feel good. that's probably groin to hurt for a while. that kid is a sack full of evil.

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I've been told that getting hit in the balls is more painful than child birth... I haven't had to experience either but I can only imagine. Wouldn't that kids leg hurt? The life guards should have been paying more attention and keeping people away from the bottom of the water slide. Any water park I've been to make sure it's clear before someone else goes down. I hope that bastard is in just as much pain and got banned from the park.

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Note to self: Do not read FMLs before eating, as it may cause pangs to the crotch/genital area as well as the possible visualization of a "turd waffle"

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Turd waffle. Yet another new insult learned on FML and added to my repertoire. I think this one almost equals 'belligerent asscandle'.

Lucky you were at a water park. Not only did the water soothe you a bit, but you were able to float to your destination instead of painfully walking.

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Usually the workers make everyone clear out of the pool before sending people down the slide. At least they have at all of the parks I've been to... Either way, definitely not OP's fault.

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The half-baby producers... I can just imagine a child walking around with one leg, one arm, and sliced right in half right like one of Willy Wonka's horror props. God, I think there is something wrong with me.

How does anyone deserve this?! "YDI for going to a water park!" Like really? What excuse could anyone have for YDI. People suck.

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I was scrolling down the FML app on my iPhone and my finger landed upon the YDI button. I can't take it back. I'm a terrible person :'(

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I voted FYL but I can see how someone could be like 'Well you saw it ahead if time, you shouldve avoided it'. Not my personal opinion but a possibility.

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He said AS he was going down the water slide some kid stuck his leg/foot out. I'm pretty sure once you're already heading down a slide, it's pretty hard to stop the beauty that is gravity.

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