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The only reason I feel sorry for him, is because it must have made him stupid enough to think "turd waffle" makes sense in any sentence. Let's just hope that half-assed insults like this join the infamous ranks of "YOLO" and "swag".
Even I felt that, and I'm a girl. Ouch, I'm so sorry to hear that OP.
I've been told that getting hit in the balls is more painful than child birth... I haven't had to experience either but I can only imagine. Wouldn't that kids leg hurt? The life guards should have been paying more attention and keeping people away from the bottom of the water slide. Any water park I've been to make sure it's clear before someone else goes down. I hope that bastard is in just as much pain and got banned from the park.
The fact that OP said 'turd waffle' to describe the kid kills me.
Lucky you were at a water park. Not only did the water soothe you a bit, but you were able to float to your destination instead of painfully walking.
How does anyone deserve this?! "YDI for going to a water park!" Like really? What excuse could anyone have for YDI. People suck.