By fuck kids - United States - Binghamton
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
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  Birdjr1995  |  5

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  little_one  |  20

I've been told that getting hit in the balls is more painful than child birth... I haven't had to experience either but I can only imagine. Wouldn't that kids leg hurt? The life guards should have been paying more attention and keeping people away from the bottom of the water slide. Any water park I've been to make sure it's clear before someone else goes down. I hope that bastard is in just as much pain and got banned from the park.

  Bakarra  |  22

Note to self: Do not read FMLs before eating, as it may cause pangs to the crotch/genital area as well as the possible visualization of a "turd waffle"

  Rougeee  |  6

Usually the workers make everyone clear out of the pool before sending people down the slide. At least they have at all of the parks I've been to... Either way, definitely not OP's fault.

  Welshite  |  39

The half-baby producers...

I can just imagine a child walking around with one leg, one arm, and sliced right in half right like one of Willy Wonka's horror props. God, I think there is something wrong with me.

  MEM0817  |  18

He said AS he was going down the water slide some kid stuck his leg/foot out. I'm pretty sure once you're already heading down a slide, it's pretty hard to stop the beauty that is gravity.