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First! And lol!
Niiiiiiice. Sounds like something I would do, actually...
Negative voted. How?
don't most fire exits have signs on them and a big red bar?
If it's not one of those doors with the big red bar, it isn't your fault. I hate hotels that won't let you use the stairs without the alarm going off. Sometimes it's much more convenient to use the stairs if you're lucky enough to get a 2nd-floor room. It's not FYL necessarily, it's most likely F the hotel.
this is not that bad. This is actually a story that you could actually look back on and laugh
at least nobody was in there
That's nice. Now was there a huge kerfuffle of people running around thinking it was an emergency, or just a maintenance guy getting a bit annoyed? Because it's these things that determine whether or not your story was really worth writing on FML.
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next time, read those big, red, glowing words.
don't most fire exits have signs on them and a big red bar?