By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but hey were out so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 392
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Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

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Your cat loves you.

Look at the bright side, no stolen goods! And, you have a new dead creature to show off! Two birds one stone!

Well I hope you were able to sort things out OP

Ewwwww! Sorry for your gift!

That's what they said to my parents when I was born

Your cat is trying to tell you, that you better bring home some good grub or the spouse gets it next! Also, check your bag before leaving home, sheesh.

As if OP was supposed to know that a rat was going to be in her bag

Bad luck OP! On the plus side, at least a dead mouse is easy enough to explain and anyone with a cat will understand your pain. Doesn't ease the embarrassment but at least they'll understand the truth and not think you like toting dead mice around

At least you didn't buy noodles with a dead rat in them...

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

Do you have an iPhone plus? They set some of the alarms off. I went into a store just to use their nail salon, so when I left I didn't have anything. The alarm went off, the guy rushed over and, when he realized I didn't have anything but my phone, wallet and keys, asked me if I bought my shoes there. What, did he think I came in barefoot?! lol

Hey were out?? The only thing that seems to be out is the mouse, and they say only the cat is out of the bag?