By NotAThief - United Kingdom
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but hey were out so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
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By  CastaP  |  12

Your cat is trying to tell you, that you better bring home some good grub or the spouse gets it next! Also, check your bag before leaving home, sheesh.

By  SherbetGlitter  |  26

Bad luck OP! On the plus side, at least a dead mouse is easy enough to explain and anyone with a cat will understand your pain. Doesn't ease the embarrassment but at least they'll understand the truth and not think you like toting dead mice around

By  yellowzinnias  |  20

Do you have an iPhone plus? They set some of the alarms off. I went into a store just to use their nail salon, so when I left I didn't have anything. The alarm went off, the guy rushed over and, when he realized I didn't have anything but my phone, wallet and keys, asked me if I bought my shoes there. What, did he think I came in barefoot?! lol