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By Anonymous - / Monday 7 May 2012 05:25 / United States
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Water boarding usually requires two people however I think you found a do it yourself version

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It's possible OP wasn't really in that much danger and her mother had good reason to have a bit of a laugh before coming to her rescue. At least she helped in the end!

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I agree with you there, 80. I make a point to never read anything by Terry Pratchett. Honestly, he's got the word "Prat" in his name. If he really wanted me to be interested he ought to consider changing his name to something better, like Terry Cool or Terry Readmybooks.

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Um I was just talking about how Leslie falls into the river and dies by swinging on a rope. Lol it wasn't a literal question I was being smart a*s

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Actually u can't here any above water noises unless your ears are close to the surface. Any deeper than 1-2 feet and you can only here loud noises and from 4 feet or lower you can only hear very loud noises and sound barrier breaking noises or a sonic wave from an explosion. Or it could depend on the thickness consistency of the water.

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Well since the mom laughed and watched for a while, I assume OP was able to pull herself out of the water at least once.

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You don't have to be from Jersey to be cruel to your children. When I was 3 - and I remember this distinctly because it was the first time I discovered that my mother was a heartless wench - I made the dire mistake of waking the cat. It then chased me around the garden savagely mauling my ankles while I cried, and my mother looked on and laughed and laughed. And now, to me, the world is all the darker, and the joyful swell of laughter sounds like Satan rattling around inside a steel drum.

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That woman didn't actually put her 5 year old in the tanning bed. The little girl had a sunburn and people accused her of doing it, but the tanning salon she goes to confirmed that the daughter always waits in the front with other family members while the mom tans. The woman still has a problem though, her skin is crazy gross.

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they see me trollin they hatin. they thumb me cuz they think im postin dirty tryna catch me postin dirty tryna catch me postin dirty

Explain to her the long term damage that can be caused by drowning (and I don't mean death, I mean if you survive). I doubt she'll be laughing then.

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