By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ur not much of an animal person... are u??

BlowYaMind 0

Maybe you should try and go see the pandas? "Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk." (Anchorman) :]

hey look at it as maybe something good is coming out off all this. you neva know....

Llamas are known for their spitting. Be smart next time, OP. Stay away from the llamas.

popatia 0

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primogen18 0

LOL this and the other goat one had me rolling. I don't care if it is BS or not, its still hilarious

Has anyone realized that this post is impossible? Deers have more or less nubs for tails. There is no way it pissed on it's own tail and shook it at the OP. O_o ~Tora

then you gave your boyfriend a *******, and he injaculated into your face :L