By nomwar - 17/06/2013 13:55 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 113
You deserved it 14 873

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xblaine 17

Trumpet solo!

Woah. Did they all applaud you? ;)


Woah. Did they all applaud you? ;)

No they covered their noses!

RedPillSucks 31

That's the sign of applause, in some countries.

this is fake. i read this on 9gag earlier. this fml doesnt count

the fml is fake. i read it earlier on 9 gag

Hope you sang good :)

xblaine 17

Trumpet solo!

More like a tuba:D

my_name_is_earl 9

And that's when you start singing and brush it off

C'mon, why wouldn't you just go to the bathroom?

saIty 17

Public bathrooms man. Some folks even try to strike up convo while dropping a bomb.

Iknoweverything 29

Or go outside for petes sake! Stand downwind from others, no one would know! You would think people would LEARN from this site, with how many bad farting stories are on here...

Or walk and it "crop dusting."

That was very... personal. Thank you for opening up to us?

Farting over 80 times an hour in a club (which are often hot and crowded)? I think maybe just stay at home and try again another night...

chowE_fml 4

Poor timing. The good thing is you were the center of attention. Everyone in the bar recognizes you, so Just keep telling yourself that there is no such thing as bad publicity. The only easy to get over embarrassing moments is to own up to them.

I can't even describe how much I laughed at this!

ill give you a few suggestions. "a lot" "so much" "my ass/head off" hope that helps!

this reminds me of that Eminem song

That's still gross even if nobody heard it I'm sure there was a bathroom not far from your reach, maybe I'm one of the few but I think you deserve it

Agreed. Or even step outside or something. No one wants to smell someone's horrendous farts in a packed bar.

50- I doubt that even matters, since alot of nightclub/bars are full of people with questionable hygiene standards, in my experience they usually smell like piss.

JFloUnknown 24

Quick blame the dog!