By bastard - 22/12/2013 21:28 - United States

Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

Father of the year award goes to...

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Welshite 39

I guess his part was the donkey.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Father of the year award goes to...

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jaycee1209 5

Not him, obviously.

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WhitneyShehan 10

To much Communion Wine I guess, lol.

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Ambient25 24

Am I the only one who wonders how the father shows up?? After dealing with my frat, it's not often that a drunk guy actually calls a cab...

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Sputnikspak 13

Drinking in the parking lot. Also school may have been close enough to walk (my elementary school was two minutes from my house).

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dingleberrysteve 6

also, he probably drove, not everyone calls a cab or walks

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

drink drive, you're a bloody idiot.

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ohnowhyme123 15

what an amazing father!

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JMichael 25

My father. He's smart enough not to pull a dick move like this.

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TheAbstract 15

I couldn't not favorite this FML.

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incoherentrmblr 21

...and Christ was born...

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Sandman366 6

1-A guy with no kids. (The judges were going for the irony.)

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raddybear 11

That sound humiliating for you and you son.

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dogli7895 4

humiliating sounds a bit like an understatement

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JMichael 25

Ok, downright an embarrassment

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jaycee1209 5

That's just plain rude, he should make it up to your son.

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boo_the_unicorn 5

Yea seeing how OP felt how do you think the son would feel not seeing his parents at his proformance that he worked hard on.

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Welshite 39

I guess his part was the donkey.

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olpally 32

What a douche. Take away his alcohol. This isn't family guy. Asshole.

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Bumblebrea99 14

Is it American Dad?

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olpally 32

Both of you need to learn this is a serious comment and not sarcasm. Fucking hell.

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isuckwithnames 22

You need to learn to take a joke.

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olpally 32

They weren't good^

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slooby_fml 25

Well humor is subjective. Whether you found them funny or not doesn't invalidate their status as jokes

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gingergirl3033 6

It could be Archer.

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Sputnikspak 13

This would be how Sterling Archer would be as a father.

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Sports_guy3 28

Loosen up, olpally. This is FML

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8born8 18

Married with children perhaps?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I'm with these guys. I thought it was Real Life, but that show sucks. After the 18th season it went downhill.

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imhope 23

Wow. He needs help.

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slooby_fml 25

At least it was more entertaining than it probably would have been if nothing exciting happened

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Nyx_fml 23

He was clearly very enthusiastic and eager to see baby Jesus. He should be commended for it.

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thehumanlyhuman 7

Drunk words are sober thoughts. That was just a look into your husband's head, OP.

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TheCowCollector 2

Most untrue saying ever.

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bugfroggy 16

#56 - similar to your grammar.

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sexysaltshaker 11

I feel terrible for laughing. I'm sure your son will laugh about it later on, haha.

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KB616 11

I laughed too

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sexysaltshaker 11

With the thumbs down I had, I guess we're the only ones then :)

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