Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out...

By mildlyconcussed - 10/08/2015 08:32 - Italy - Somma Vesuviana

Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML

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By notanybetter - 08/06/2019 02:00

Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML

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By failedmusician - 03/06/2009 10:06 - New Zealand

Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By SteveBassist - 27/03/2018 15:00

Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML

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By shadybarbie - 29/07/2017 13:00

Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML

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By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By ThatHurts - 14/11/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

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LoZelda123 20

Monday 10 August 2015 17:28

I hope you snatched them back and beat them with them! FYL

danthehuman 29

Monday 10 August 2015 17:33

Since you managed to take the hit, OP, you deserved those drumsticks.

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vikky538 28

Monday 10 August 2015 19:40

You have to snatch it back. You earned it with a black eye.

Omniprism 14

Monday 10 August 2015 19:45

Bastard for snatching it! I would have wrestled him for it.

dc2fresh 15

Monday 10 August 2015 20:03

i was at a skillet concert one time and the drummer threw his drumsticks, and me being a drummer, i wanted those sticks. So when he threw them out i along with a group of other people caught one, and it came down to me and another guy on the ground fighting for the stick. I lost.

LadyLuck93 20

Monday 10 August 2015 20:15

The EXACT same thing happened to me a few years back when I went to see Hellyeah, Vinnie Paul the drummer of Pantera had his solo he launched his drumsticks at the crowd & out of all fkn ppl I was the chosen one to get it right in my eye, leaving me with a blackeye & that ****** next to me stealing the drumstick. I feel you man.

shepardkinz 19

Monday 10 August 2015 20:29

What a douche! You clearly caught it fair and square. :P

FemskyD 26

Monday 10 August 2015 21:26

Survival of The fittest (a)

worldclassrager 39

Monday 10 August 2015 22:14

What a jerk...I had something like that happen to me but we just broke it in half...

IDerive 12

Monday 10 August 2015 22:50

I just came here hoping to see a "ba dum tshh"

pixierara 28

Monday 10 August 2015 23:06

This happened to me one time, sorta. There was a tshirt cannon and it hit me in the face. Kid next to me snatched it. Right afterwards he spiked a beachball they were hitting around the crowd at me.