Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got... - FML

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 27 June 2019 0:43

I hope the band didn’t blame themselves for you becoming violently ill. If I were to see Journey, I’d certainly puke non-stop.

404wan 19

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Thursday 27 June 2019 0:04

FYL indeed.

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404wan 19

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Thursday 27 June 2019 0:04

FYL indeed.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 27 June 2019 0:43

I hope the band didn’t blame themselves for you becoming violently ill. If I were to see Journey, I’d certainly puke non-stop.

Jackey 29

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Thursday 27 June 2019 2:43

They "Faithfully" come to you with "Open Arms," and you're going to show them "Who's Crying now?" Dude, when it comes to Journey you need to "Be Good To Yourself" and go your"Separate Ways"

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Thursday 27 June 2019 4:06

Don't do that again. Ever. I've never cringed so hard in my life. Plus, RP isn't alone in his vomit-inducing hatred of Journey.

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Thursday 27 June 2019 4:27

Comedy Gold

Jackey 29

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Thursday 27 June 2019 8:15

Any Way You Want It/ That's The Way You Need It

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 27 June 2019 8:23

Well, to spite them, I've stopped believin'

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Thursday 27 June 2019 2:46

which pill did you try?

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