Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
By
not on life, that's for fucking sure
- United States
Now I'm still unemployed
and I know why
(Why man?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high