FML : Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around...

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 2 September 2011 22:20 / United States

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By xGolBLiiN | 1

#3226597 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:15

should of yelled in pleasure acting like you have some weird turnstile fetish... thats how i get my girls

By Madrias | 34

#3226529 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:10

I guess it just wasn't your lucky day for a ball game...

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By Madrias | 34

#3226529 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:10

I guess it just wasn't your lucky day for a ball game...

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#3226604 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:16

Suggestion: PUTDOWNDAFORK!!!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3226634 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:18

4- People can eat with their hands, you know.

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3226647 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:19

people can also eat with their mouths... although that is usually how people eat.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3226753 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:29

Troll has been trolled. :|

You deserve a thumbs up my friend.
I have absolutely no response for that without me looking like a douche (that never happens), to be straight up honest.

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#3227043 - Saturday 3 September 2011 8:18

Five full minutes and nobody helped you? Damn.

fakeaccountX | 6

#3236518 - Monday 5 September 2011 1:35

Gee, and I bet your team lost that game too.

By mrpuffypants | 0

#3226588 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:14

OP knows how to get attention

By xGolBLiiN | 1

#3226597 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:15

should of yelled in pleasure acting like you have some weird turnstile fetish... thats how i get my girls

MD_DILF | 4

#3227046 - Saturday 3 September 2011 8:18

whatever, you get no girls!

xGolBLiiN | 1

#3227064 - Saturday 3 September 2011 8:20

22 - you'd be surprised

ItsTheKing | 10

#3227102 - Saturday 3 September 2011 8:29

@22 he's not kidding man. It works everytime. Took the chick I picked up at walmart from me last week with that method. Bastards a sheer genius.

DaySetsFire | 2

#3227228 - Saturday 3 September 2011 9:03

Damn I thought chloroform was the best way to get women. Teach me more sensei.

daydreamer244 | 12

#3227439 - Saturday 3 September 2011 10:37

whatever you say chicken man

By livlafluv100 | 2

#3226640 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:18

Somebody is probably laughing about that right now. I wouldn't be too embarrassed. You made a lot of people laugh :)

justanotherhuman | 21

#3230456 - Saturday 3 September 2011 22:32

^ this. :-D

By mzblondiee | 0

#3226665 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:20

What is a t u r n s t i l e ?

mzblondiee | 0

#3226732 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:26

Ah ha!:) I googled it homie hah

maz_irken | 6

#3226751 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:28

maz_irken | 6

#3226763 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:31

That was an accident :/

By maz_irken | 6

#3226757 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:30

Did it show on the big scream?

slushpup9696 | 12

#3227400 - Saturday 3 September 2011 10:24

No, just on the little scream.

By BroSkii69 | 8

#3226812 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:38

Flail, twist and pull out so you can see men stealing bases...I see

By Kirashai | 9

#3226839 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:43

very graceful.

By newkidontheblock_fml | 1

#3226909 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:54

"um, that was hawk-ward"

daAce77 | 8

#3228134 - Saturday 3 September 2011 15:43

Omg that was great!

By ladiesman219 | 4

#3226914 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:54

Looks like u "stole" the show

ifknh8usernames | 7

#3226971 - Saturday 3 September 2011 8:05

"I don't get it.."

Mysanitywins | 10

#3227026 - Saturday 3 September 2011 8:13

Fail.

ladiesman219 | 4

#3245132 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:27

Cuz people in baseball steal bases.

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