FML : Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce...

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Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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You deserved it

By eayers2689 - / Saturday 30 May 2009 16:19 / United States

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By Katers22 | 0

#245792 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me.

YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.

By jillz | 0

#245793 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L

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By wowfmlife | 0

#245778 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:33

did you lick it too?

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Hoplaka | 0

#1266029 - Thursday 19 August 2010 2:47

Eeew lol

By ICantTanFML | 0

#245779 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:33

Gross

By bobhope125 | 0

#245786 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:34

you disgusting S.O.B
protip: dont flirt with ur sister

By Katers22 | 0

#245792 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me.

YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.

By jillz | 0

#245793 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L

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holagranola | 15

#5310426 - Saturday 5 January 2013 22:47

Exactly what I thought, this guy was acting like her mom.

By dearViena | 0

#245796 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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NEkoiNU | 18

#6290507 - Thursday 14 May 2015 19:09

Calm down, #6.

By tjh116 | 0

#245804 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:36

haha thats what a mom would do. big invasion of personal space dumbass. she probly wants no part of you now

By lovely997 | 0

#245806 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:37

it would have been even worse if you had put your finger on her face
THEN LICKED IT AFTER
lmao

By iBlazer | 0

#245811 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:37

0.o WTF?

By TNEBlover | 0

#245820 - Saturday 30 May 2009 22:39

ehh lovely

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