By Anonymous - United States
Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML
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Sounds embarrassing.

This illustrates the futility of trying to have social graces and form relationships with your fellow lifeforms. Even with the noblest of intentions, all your efforts can (and usually do) end up for naught. Worse yet, as in your case, it completely backfires. You'd have been better off having not even tried. Such is the case with much of life.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.


Clearly you guys don't understand what I said. All I posted was: "I don't get it." and then it was moderated by adding "I have an IQ of a glass of water and wee-woo." UNDERSTAND?


Selena, read this comment before it's buried, they're all assholes.
95% of the people on this site are pure bastards, don't take it personally.
I'm sorry you're being bullied so badly for this, whether whatever happened, they don't need to be such dicks.

  DocBastard  |  38

We're all bastards. Why do you think they assigned this username to me? I don't WANT to act this way, but that's the role that was given to me, so I have to play along.

Selena, you're stupid and you should give up now.

See! I didn't want to say that! Honest!

By  amerwin  |  3

Regardless, you extended your reach in friendship. If they were unappreciative, then that sucks. It's not your job to keep track of your neighbors.

By  Ninjafriends  |  1

Did you take back your wine and muffins? You've already made quite a fool of yourself, so appearing to be rude won't really do much more damage to your reputation. You might as well get drunk... and eat muffins?