FML : Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took...

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Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Thursday 12 March 2009 19:56 / United States

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By alyssa_22 | 0

#28853 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:21

Wouldn't you notice that there's no water in it?

By iammeanttolive | 0

#28838 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:14

Shit happens. (:

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By rofliloveyou | 0

#28832 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:11

aw, well that's what you get for choosing the prettier one..

imthestory | 0

#1007491 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:36

this reminds me of jackass....

V4ZQU3Z | 0

#1111780 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 2:03

more like dumb and dumber!

WTSchool | 0

#1278367 - Saturday 21 August 2010 3:41

You went in the 'prettier one'?
YDI for not knowing that new toilets usually look 'prettier' than old ones.

KUSHaholic | 0

#2148871 - Friday 4 March 2011 8:05

similar to how we choose females these days lol tha prettier ones be tha wrong ones most tha time hahaa

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2966956 - Sunday 24 July 2011 22:12

if it wasn't connected there would be no water, I'm guessing op had to go pretty bad to not notice that

grimes5 | 0

#4140376 - Friday 9 March 2012 9:53

I was thinking the same thing. Plus, it wouldn't be near the plumbing because I bet he knew where the old toilet originally would be. YDI OP

laya_fml | 26

#5361075 - Saturday 9 February 2013 19:39

I agree. If you knew you were going to muck it up with all your crap, why would you pick the pretty one

By iammeanttolive | 0

#28838 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:14

Shit happens. (:

shiznutmuffin | 0

#887771 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:11

probably fake toilets have no water in them unroll they are connected

shiznutmuffin | 0

#887780 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:12

oops i actually meant untill

By alyssa_22 | 0

#28853 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:21

Wouldn't you notice that there's no water in it?

MiGman | 5

#1112151 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:23

well #3 when you feel shitty and have to drop a duece I'm pretty sure you wouldn't look to ser if there's water in the crapper

Clioo_fml | 17

#5162795 - Monday 19 November 2012 5:12

Well then 79, if you're that desperate for a dump then you probably wouldn't care about 'sitting on the prettiest one' either.

By scarlett_fml | 0

#28855 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:21

If it wasn't connected, there wouldn't have been water. Owned.

By kagome_eb | 0

#28856 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:21

hahaha aww would of happen to anyone! don't worry to much about it.

By RHK_fml | 0

#28858 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dont_stop_believ | 0

#1014644 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 6:31

how do u know it's s girl??doesn't say

gunnar7240 | 0

#2647389 - Thursday 9 June 2011 10:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

pam241 | 15

#5711727 - Friday 11 October 2013 4:03

you're an idiot

By maddcow | 0

#28866 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:26

#6 i was gonna comment how u knew it was a woman... then i realized, a real man wouldnt make that mistake

By maconmann | 0

#28875 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:29

I would have just left it there and blamed the dog.

By RyeBreadBoy | 0

#28884 - Thursday 12 March 2009 23:34

how many people have two toilets in their bathrooms? wouldn't you wonder just from that? and, like 3 said, there should've been water. do girls not look at the toilet before they sit down? i guess that's why they whine about falling in.