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It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

tht was smoooth

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tht was smoooth

damn straight!

Hahahha idiot! or maybe it was ur girlfriends period. You never know ;)

well at least they will never forget you lol everytime they that stain u will come into mind

u have no idea what the hell ur talkin about, shut up

#8 Really?.....

I guess u won't be eating dinner there anymore

Yeah #8, that wasn't funny.....

I like eating red carpet! *thud* giggity

Of course, they totally bottle and sell that now. Completely reasonable. Then again, there IS eBay...

you deserve it for wasting money on wine

mow it's, Oxy-Clean versus Sham-Wow, who is going to win this time

looks like a job for shamWOW

#8 did make me lol a little.....

you opened red wine near a white carpet? are you retarded?

#95 win. Shouldn't the host have been the one to open the bottle?

49 wtf is wrong with your tounge

Hey, accidents happen.

How old are you? 5?

atleast he can spell better than most on here. lol 

ewwww that's just wrong!!!

especially when you're "trying to be smooth" and end up looking like a dumbass. YDI

greasy hair!!!!!!

ha, ha dat was some really smart shit

Dude, do you really need to type like that? You sound like all those retarded ass Saints fans saying "Who dat day gonna beat dem Saints?".... Making NFL Sunday annoying to watch. Shit, I can tolerate "u" and "ur" but "dat" makes people sound fucking retarded...

Whoa, someone's a Nazi.

75 classic

why cause 3 is black? And that shit is fucking annoying.

Good try at least :/

Haha. Fasho'. Break out the Oxi-Clean.

That was your first impression? dam that sucks...FYL

I like ur lips :)

ISwag has sexy lips.

Omg I hope they don't hate you forever.

I'd say the dad loves u for ruining his wife's carpet and seeing her getting mad... you got yourself a friend dude!!

Loser. Don't try to fake it. It just makes you look like an idiot.

It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.