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By Anonymous - / Friday 28 October 2011 23:39 / United States
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It wasn't awkward, she "fell" onto your boner, ie slowly lowered herself onto it... Mmm... Hope nobody is fapping to this FML o.O

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Yeah 10 is probably in a high school medical program, so that you can be a certified nurse's bitch, or just so that he can prepare himself for college.

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dude, don't play the homophobe card. sure, there's some homophobic morons here, but you're gettin' down voted cause you're flirting with people here. doesn't matter what gender, it's just annoying. :))

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I love gay people, but I have no respect for homosexuals who play the homophobe card, nor do I have respect for African American's who play the race card. It's the 21st century, quit being a whiney bitch, not everyone likes everyone, that's just life.

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74, why bother putting that much of a comment only to say " never mind." Keyman puts shit how it is and has the balls to say it. Don't put him down cause you don't like hearing the truth.

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no it wasn't justified. you're not gonna get lynched on a website, and even if you were, you'd think that'd give you the idea to not be so blatant about it, right? just lay off playing the victim and use eharmony for the flirting and it's all good, mate

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Look here hot dog dude, people have no respect for gays who play the homophobe card. PERIOD. END OF STORY. Leave the flirting to the dating sites. Peace out sista fran

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Ya know, I don't mind gay people as long as they don't try pushing all their shit on ppl who don't want it. You think that people are judging you, but you dont really have a right to come on here and hit on people and then complain about getting thumbed down. It's uncomfortable for some people so stop being such a puss. It's a website, of course someone is gonna judge you for being different. What did you expect?

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If u wanna be gay, cool, but the majority of society is straight, which means that straight couples are more common. Truth is gay is a minority so youre gonna have to put up with it. And I don't really give a shit about your love life since this whole thing is irrelevant to the FML, you just went and got all butt hurt for getting thumbed down... haha butt hurt. Get over yourself bro

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Not sure about that 39. I can't tell people I have a lady boner without it getting weird. Some people just don't appreciate compliments. :c

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@29 with all the internet porn content you really think anyone "faps" to fml? that's more sad than the guy whose family caught him watching midget porn

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Place hands on waist. Pull onto knee. Recalculating... Push towards knee before she lands on your dick. Recalculating. Fatal error. Go back to start point and try again.

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it sounds like you both were being cute and flirty.. although was probably awkward, i would no consider your life is "fucked" from this situation... maybe something good come out of it ;) jaja

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"ooooh ya baby your house.... it's magical. mmm look at those double paned windows... ya thats what i like, i like em thick ya. crown molding awww fuck ya. are those shingles foreign? you know i like the curves of foreign shingles. awwww ya look how small and tight the hallways are shiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!!" *jizz*

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Well she probably knew anyway I mean a while back I started talking to my friends and they said when I was with them doing whatever, they could tell I had one. I mean Its not that weird once they know. One was totally cool with it. Just make the best of it and it will all turn out fine ;)

well that jesture wasn't cute. hopefully she didnt think the size of your shlong was cute either, or you're double fucked.

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