By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went over to my boyfriends house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML
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I don't think the washing of vomit is what killed the mood... unless your boyfriend is into that kind of thing O.o

That's awkward. Guess you shouldn't deepthroat more than you can handle, hmm?

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Really classy.

I don't think the washing of vomit is what killed the mood... unless your boyfriend is into that kind of thing O.o

Don't drink and deepthroat. :D

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wow. you are an idiot

At least he got head?

That's awkward. Guess you shouldn't deepthroat more than you can handle, hmm?

That's really gross I don't blame him at all...

Fuck I could have been first. LOL. Everyone hates firsts but everyone wants it too

Haha.... ew! I'm sorry though.

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if ur serious then ur a douche...

Yes, yes he is a douche

Whoever you are, you need to have a check on the way you treat others. You dont have to be rude.

Not for everyone. Clearly you haven't heard of the Japanese vomit fetish.