FML : Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and...

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Yue - / Monday 23 November 2009 21:14 / Canada

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By ashiezorz | 2

#685743 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:04

Maybe it was just 'I love you for tutoring me 'cuz I just aced that test' or something?

By hornetchik | 0

#685652 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:23

Prepare for comments suggesting you DID actually do something weird.

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By monkey2 | 0

#685632 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:16

i'm gonna be like all those people with no life and say FIRST

iamsam2 | 3

#1340462 - Friday 3 September 2010 1:15

im gonna be like the ppl with no life and repy to first comment

Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3168105 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 21:49

I'm gonna be like all those smart people and give you guys a thumbs down.

By I_am_stupid_also | 6

#685637 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:18

threesome!

JenDanielle917 | 13

#2719447 - Monday 20 June 2011 2:37

I love how you said threesome & have a pic of a crying baby, its like your saying have a threesome & youll end upp with a baby :)

By Fisshie | 0

#685639 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:19

hahaha

By brianjman14 | 22

#685642 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:20

that's.... awkward......

By hornetchik | 0

#685652 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:23

Prepare for comments suggesting you DID actually do something weird.

kxs401 | 0

#685690 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:40

I see them already!

alexandraa_fml | 0

#686237 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 8:23

"Come on lil' johnny.. come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

kikiwi_fml | 9

#5240510 - Wednesday 12 December 2012 13:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sarahhanlen | 11

#5577937 - Saturday 13 July 2013 5:49

He said tutored not tortured... Learn to read better

RoyalAzure | 8

#5800583 - Saturday 21 December 2013 21:46

I think he's implying that tutoring the kid is a form of torture.

By getreadysetfml | 0

#685677 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:34

you have a life it's called a lowlife

By jonny2x4 | 0

#685685 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:37

"Now, using this doll, can you please show the court where exactly he touched you?"

You're not aspiring to be a Catholic priest , are you?

By nazooer | 10

#685686 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:38

blame pedobear.

By Mmbop | 0

#685715 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:51

so uhm what did you "tutor" him in?

kjklopu | 1

#4828419 - Saturday 18 August 2012 4:09

Sex ed

By Moeey | 0

#685719 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:54

Your a nazooer

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