FML : Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with co-workers when my phone got bombarded with calls...

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with co-workers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By svsksosnns - / Wednesday 11 May 2016 03:59 / United States - Olympia

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By Pimpfromdowntown | 11

#6603080 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:37

Side with your wife for sex.

By ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6603127 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:03

They need to grow up, since they apparently can't be civil without a mediator within /two hours/ of no supervision.

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By Pimpfromdowntown | 11

#6603080 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:37

Side with your wife for sex.

rockergal21 | 16

#6603108 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:50

#1 knows where his priorities are :D

Negan | 2

#6603120 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:57

"They should just let us get married, cause anyone who's been married knows that the sex is downhill from there." ~Frank Gallagher

arisanator9900 | 20

#6603265 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

colorfulequines | 6

#6603295 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:57

#9 is clearly a Roman. probably goes by the name Oedipus.

FrostyyFML | 15

#6604000 - Thursday 12 May 2016 15:44

Why the down votes?

By Elmoskittles | 3

#6603081 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:38

Well, should've brought your wife with you! Ha

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6603235 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 19:56

Yes that's how it works

By orangejubejube | 20

#6603115 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:54

I imagine you returning home to put a tape line down the middle of the house, saying "now, until I get back - you stay on your side, and you stay on yours.."

SleepyPharma | 21

#6603231 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 19:52

Who's side is the bathroom on?

By ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6603127 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:03

They need to grow up, since they apparently can't be civil without a mediator within /two hours/ of no supervision.

By krazy789 | 28

#6603276 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:39

Now i see why you dont go on the road very often

By Moonfate | 16

#6603311 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:12

This is exactly why I'm glad my husband and I live 1000 miles from either of our parents.

By jeepguy83 | 14

#6603312 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:13

Why the hell is your mother even living with you? Tell that leach to get a job and move out!

A07 | 47

#6603419 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 23:23

Because she's his mother, they're one of the few people in the world you can extend that privilege to.

Sunflora219 | 26

#6603543 - Thursday 12 May 2016 2:42

Yeah. I wouldn't let my parents move out either. So, maybe it's like a cultural thing, as well?

jeepguy83 | 14

#6603732 - Thursday 12 May 2016 7:30

Negative, ghost rider. When you get married, you cut the umbilical cord, and focus on your wife. It sounds like his mom doesn't want to let him go, he's too much of a mama's boy to get rid of her, and his wife is sick of it.

Big_D_Real | 12

#6604074 - Thursday 12 May 2016 17:05

Where does it say the mother lives with them?

jeepguy83 | 14

#6604247 - Thursday 12 May 2016 19:55

It doesn't, but I think it's implied. How else could they be fighting after only 2 hours? Unless the mom was waiting for the son to leave so she could "kick her ass for stealing my son." But now I'm just making stuff up.

By socialproduct | 19

#6603327 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:33

Sounds like you dodged a bullet. There should be a "Thank God I'm on the road" button.

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6603380 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 22:20

Does your mom have lots of money? If yes, are you getting it all when she dies? If yes to both then side with your mom. If no to one of those then side with your wife.