that sucks!!!

Maybe it was a blind date lol

^ Yeah, as in OP's date is blind. That's the only possibility I can see.

she's truthful and honest...?
seriously, have a little sense of humor and loosen up :)

I love them messed up and to the point go mom btw stop lying so much fyl

maybe... you should get more dates :D

oh I see, ur mom was jokin with u. or maybe she wasn't.......

mabey she was kidding !! I mean it sucks but mabey she's being truth full I mean the truth hurts !

Just convince her that there are desperate, hideous men out there who will scrape the bottom of the barrel for any pussy they can get.

It's true.

Well, pendatik, when a guy is prone to tennis elbow and masturbation becomes more trouble than it's worth. . .

On the plus side, settling for horrible girls has its advantages: you're not likely to catch an STD from someone who is sexually transmitting about once a decade, tops, and you can tell her that lasting for 45 seconds is really great!

pendatik, alcohol helps.

So does valuing quantity over quality ;)

pendatik, your picture make me sick haha

That put a very weird image in my head perdix, thanks.

I guess at least her mom has a sense of humor..unless her mom was dead serious. D:

be like "Neither are you, which is why you're sitting around the house with a bunch of old hags."

^ Win

so turn into a slut.. that'll teach her?

^^ win

no effense but ur moms an ass!

offense**

No effense, but ur a idiot. Go back to kindergarten and learn your grammar.

"ur a idiot"

Please use correct grammar especially when insulting someone else about their grammar. Also, that was a spelling error, not grammar.

I used incorrect spelling and grammar to insult the person.

this is why we stop soundibg out words at 7 ..... that right there.. this comment! ohh but! no effense lmao offense

You should've said: "yeah, I was wondering the same thing about you, but yet here I am".

YDI. I am wondering the same thing OP. Must be that thing they call personality. ZING!