Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD
| 16
You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL
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Palirose
| 22
From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.
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By
oicu812xD
| 16
You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL
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DerrickJames
| 33
Or he was nervous? This was his first date after all.
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Ambient25
| 24
First dates are always so awkward. At least he made it to the movie with her, and she didn't leave as they stood in line lol
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homeboyangst
| 17
He didn't say they went to the movies, #12.
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NoFlippinWai
| 24
Precision (sp) is not the same as accuracy.
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Good lord! When's the funeral?
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twinkiefeets
| 17
That's not so bad. Just laugh it off.
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Agreed, it happens don't sweat this stuff
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Agreed, it happens don't sweat this stuff
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zandalee
| 19
Unless of course he had to rush her into hospital... :$
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license2chill
| 5
Depends on how hard OP poked the girl's eye, and the girl's reaction to it.
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MuseFan1991
| 14
i got elbowed in the face on my first date. i suppose it's a way of breaking the ice
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Palirose
| 22
From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.
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katamine
| 17
I was on the receiving end of that a while ago. I couldn't stop laughing
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scta
| 13
Was your picture taken right after it happened?
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Airman1988
| 9
Smooth Operator
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quontag
| 15
I stroked my girlfeiend's hair back once and she melted. It works if you don't screw it up. Or it could just be little 12 year old girls....
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Well, with the way things turned out, he's more like a Smooth Criminal than anything.
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MathildeDamm
| 17
Just laugh it off. If she dumps you because of that, she is not worth it.
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sirpantselot
| 22
Indeed. I've done the same thing OP and we ended going out for two years. Not a deal breaker!
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mcrepas
| 19
And she was blind to the whole master plot of yours... Tragic.
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icemand90
| 17
wasn't, is now...
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mcrepas
| 19
Touché my friend
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Wizardo
| 33
And that's when you kiss her eye and then her lips to 'make it all better', if you know what I'm saying ;)
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AshaaFerreira
| 22
You should teach classes on how to be smooth on first dates! Or write blog that's a thing now a days
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Wizardo
| 33
Yh and lesson number one is to never tell other people how to find their own mojo, they have to discover it themselves...
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oj101
| 33
Great relationships always get off to a bad start. When your date sees you at your worst without scaring them off, things can only get better. Your bond always strengthen when foolishness/vulnerability is shown.
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clueless05
| 12
I knew someone who crashed their date's car on the first date and they ended up getting married
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EsotericBrent
| 29
^ That's awesome, and really considerate of the date after that much cost
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botanistjessica
| 24
Who lets someone drive their car on the first date?
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Jharrist89
| 12
Don't go for round #2. Fail....
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Why?