By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 02:55 - United States - Hebron

Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD 16
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You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL

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Palirose 22
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From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.

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oicu812xD 16
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You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL

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DerrickJames 33
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Or he was nervous? This was his first date after all.

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Ambient25 24
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First dates are always so awkward. At least he made it to the movie with her, and she didn't leave as they stood in line lol

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homeboyangst 17
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He didn't say they went to the movies, #12.

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NoFlippinWai 24
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Precision (sp) is not the same as accuracy.

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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Good lord! When's the funeral?

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twinkiefeets 17
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That's not so bad. Just laugh it off.

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GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
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Agreed, it happens don't sweat this stuff

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GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
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Agreed, it happens don't sweat this stuff

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zandalee 19
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Unless of course he had to rush her into hospital... :$

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license2chill 5
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Depends on how hard OP poked the girl's eye, and the girl's reaction to it.

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MuseFan1991 14
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i got elbowed in the face on my first date. i suppose it's a way of breaking the ice

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Palirose 22
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From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.

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katamine 17
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I was on the receiving end of that a while ago. I couldn't stop laughing

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scta 13
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Was your picture taken right after it happened?

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Airman1988 9
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Smooth Operator

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quontag 15
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I stroked my girlfeiend's hair back once and she melted. It works if you don't screw it up. Or it could just be little 12 year old girls....

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Well, with the way things turned out, he's more like a Smooth Criminal than anything.

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MathildeDamm 17
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Just laugh it off. If she dumps you because of that, she is not worth it.

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sirpantselot 22
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Indeed. I've done the same thing OP and we ended going out for two years. Not a deal breaker!

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mcrepas 19
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And she was blind to the whole master plot of yours... Tragic.

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icemand90 17
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wasn't, is now...

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mcrepas 19
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Touché my friend

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Wizardo 33
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And that's when you kiss her eye and then her lips to 'make it all better', if you know what I'm saying ;)

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AshaaFerreira 22
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You should teach classes on how to be smooth on first dates! Or write blog that's a thing now a days

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Wizardo 33
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Yh and lesson number one is to never tell other people how to find their own mojo, they have to discover it themselves...

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oj101 33
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Great relationships always get off to a bad start. When your date sees you at your worst without scaring them off, things can only get better. Your bond always strengthen when foolishness/vulnerability is shown.

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clueless05 12
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I knew someone who crashed their date's car on the first date and they ended up getting married

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EsotericBrent 29
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^ That's awesome, and really considerate of the date after that much cost

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botanistjessica 24
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Who lets someone drive their car on the first date?

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Jharrist89 12
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Don't go for round #2. Fail....

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