Animals: Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One... - FML

By Elizabeth - 09/01/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in the park and I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

applecake 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:36

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

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applecake 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:36

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

pommeblossom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:36

AHAHAHHA

McButterpants 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:58

One might say you're a 'Shit disturber'. GET IT!!! AAAHAHAHahahahahosjlhsgaknmgdf... lame

may_cause_fail 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

pingpongdj 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:34

he could've been wearing slippers? lol.

MissFreshx7 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:10

lmfao you deserved it ! watch where yer goiin.

Humanoid_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:38

You can crush acorns by stepping on them? Do you weigh half a ton?

Link5794 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 17:21

Tiny, hollow, dried up acorns. I sometimes do that, too.

Guitarist45 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:49

this isn't an fml

Malajustice 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 15:57

Heh, something like that happened to me when I was a kid. I was kicking at fallen leaves, and one of them turned out to be dog shit. I was wearing my new pink sneakers at the time (gimme a break, I was 6) and my mom made me throw them out :(

dude_sweet 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:44

hahaha yeah fyl

llScarlFacell 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:28

I love it when someone fails.

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