FML : Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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You deserved it

By Elizabeth / Friday 9 January 2009 11:40 / United States

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By may_cause_fail | 0

#146581 - Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU?
I'd hardly call this an FML.

By applecake | 0

#23104 - Monday 9 March 2009 9:36

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

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By applecake | 0

#23104 - Monday 9 March 2009 9:36

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

By pommeblossom | 0

#46924 - Saturday 21 March 2009 5:36

AHAHAHHA

By McButterpants | 0

#75079 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:58

One might say you're a 'Shit disturber'. GET IT!!!

AAAHAHAHahahahahosjlhsgaknmgdf...

lame

By may_cause_fail | 0

#146581 - Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU?
I'd hardly call this an FML.

pingpongdj | 0

#439728 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:34

he could've been wearing slippers? lol.

By MissFreshx7 | 0

#268532 - Friday 5 June 2009 4:10

lmfao you deserved it ! watch where yer goiin.

By Humanoid_fml | 0

#283779 - Monday 8 June 2009 21:38

You can crush acorns by stepping on them? Do you weigh half a ton?

Link5794 | 16

#5097795 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 17:21

Tiny, hollow, dried up acorns. I sometimes do that, too.

By Guitarist45 | 0

#415691 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:49

this isn't an fml

By Malajustice | 0

#569419 - Thursday 17 September 2009 15:57

Heh, something like that happened to me when I was a kid. I was kicking at fallen leaves, and one of them turned out to be dog shit. I was wearing my new pink sneakers at the time (gimme a break, I was 6) and my mom made me throw them out :(

By dude_sweet | 0

#758919 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:44

hahaha yeah fyl

By llScarlFacell | 0

#970805 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:28

I love it when someone fails.

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