I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

AHAHAHHA

One might say you're a 'Shit disturber'. GET IT!!! AAAHAHAHahahahahosjlhsgaknmgdf... lame

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

he could've been wearing slippers? lol.

lmfao you deserved it ! watch where yer goiin.

You can crush acorns by stepping on them? Do you weigh half a ton?

Tiny, hollow, dried up acorns. I sometimes do that, too.

this isn't an fml

Heh, something like that happened to me when I was a kid. I was kicking at fallen leaves, and one of them turned out to be dog shit. I was wearing my new pink sneakers at the time (gimme a break, I was 6) and my mom made me throw them out :(

hahaha yeah fyl

I love it when someone fails.