Animals: Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One...

By Elizabeth - 09/01/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

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Monday 9 March 2009 9:36

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

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Monday 9 March 2009 9:36

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

pommeblossom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:36

AHAHAHHA

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Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:58

One might say you're a 'Shit disturber'. GET IT!!! AAAHAHAHahahahahosjlhsgaknmgdf... lame

may_cause_fail 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

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Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:34

he could've been wearing slippers? lol.

MissFreshx7 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:10

lmfao you deserved it ! watch where yer goiin.

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Monday 8 June 2009 21:38

You can crush acorns by stepping on them? Do you weigh half a ton?

Link5794 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 17:21

Tiny, hollow, dried up acorns. I sometimes do that, too.

Guitarist45 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:49

this isn't an fml

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Thursday 17 September 2009 15:57

Heh, something like that happened to me when I was a kid. I was kicking at fallen leaves, and one of them turned out to be dog shit. I was wearing my new pink sneakers at the time (gimme a break, I was 6) and my mom made me throw them out :(

dude_sweet 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:44

hahaha yeah fyl

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Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:28

I love it when someone fails.

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