FML : Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe...

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By broussimousse / Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:42 / United Kingdom

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By lolajelly | 0

#25553 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:22

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

By stephfml | 0

#25533 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:17

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

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By Jonny_fml | 0

#25521 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:13

Hahahaahhahah!

By Amkii | 0

#25528 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:15

Be happy it wasn't poison Oak or Ivy!!

MehrunesDagon456 | 20

#6061070 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:14

I read that as Professor Oak and Ivy. Too much pokemon..

By stephfml | 0

#25533 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:17

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

By may_cause_fail | 0

#25535 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:18

Silly, birds don't wipe their asses.

Also, did you not expect to get sweaty on a run? Come on now.

By not1 | 0

#25536 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:18

hahaha, i actually laughed reading that. smooooth!

By mhwang | 0

#25549 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:21

LOL, yeah i agree with 4. Why didn't you just use your shirt?

By lolajelly | 0

#25553 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:22

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

dotmyg0t | 0

#2630453 - Monday 6 June 2011 15:31

Yeah, she is fucking stupid. YDI.

By chinchilla_fml | 0

#25562 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:26

Hahaha #8!!!
I was thinking the same thing.

By LovesickMelody | 0

#25563 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:26

@ 3

I seriously thought it was going to be Poison Oak!

By fml0rjs | 0

#25572 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:28

[sarcasm] My goodness. Girl's sweat? Well now that I know this, I'm not sure I will ever find a woman I could be with. Every time they sweat I will just be repulsed. Any girl who sweats should just give up on finding a man. [/sarcasm]