Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
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lolajelly
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why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??
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stephfml
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hahah you shouldve just used your shirt
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Jonny_fml
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Hahahaahhahah!
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Amkii
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Be happy it wasn't poison Oak or Ivy!!
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MehrunesDagon456
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I read that as Professor Oak and Ivy. Too much pokemon..
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stephfml
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hahah you shouldve just used your shirt
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may_cause_fail
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Silly, birds don't wipe their asses.
Also, did you not expect to get sweaty on a run? Come on now.
Also, did you not expect to get sweaty on a run? Come on now.
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not1
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hahaha, i actually laughed reading that. smooooth!
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mhwang
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LOL, yeah i agree with 4. Why didn't you just use your shirt?
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lolajelly
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why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??
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dotmyg0t
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Yeah, she is fucking stupid. YDI.
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chinchilla_fml
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Hahaha #8!!!
I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking the same thing.
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LovesickMelody
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@ 3
I seriously thought it was going to be Poison Oak!
I seriously thought it was going to be Poison Oak!
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fml0rjs
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[sarcasm] My goodness. Girl's sweat? Well now that I know this, I'm not sure I will ever find a woman I could be with. Every time they sweat I will just be repulsed. Any girl who sweats should just give up on finding a man. [/sarcasm]