By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you cunt!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

ikr i talk to my pet flying ninjasaurus all the fcking time...he's invisible...O.o

You're from Pennsylvania that explains enough doesn't it? I thought that's where unicorns come from?..

exactly! my winged platypus RARELY gives out compliments to people. he's a bit uptight(:

just take the compliment.

Well...everyone has their own way of flirting. My pet griffin Billy Bob Joe happens to be my wingman. Don't judge.

Unicorns are real :O I thought everyone knew that!!! (1)

That is soooo like what Frank Iero would say! Sorry, MCR obsession here! But it's totally true XD

I appreciate you MCR reference! :D

stuck in a 3 yr olds body

don't u mean a three year olds mind?

Damn youre a pretty stuck up bitch that has no imagination whatsoever

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First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you cunt!

actually just created an account so i could say that this comment is fucking awesome!!

Basically, my friend murdered my unicorn. RIP BRUTUS xD

How can this have not come up on like, your first date? Isn't it an important thing to discover, whether your boyfriend is mad or not?

Mybe it's his peins?

it is you who is the freak for not knowing unicorns are real

You should be so excited. My Unicorn says most are really tough critics. I cant believe one thinks your cute. IM SO JEALOUS

I know, that's EXACTLY what mine says!

My unicorn HATES everyone except my girlfreind

Mine feels the same way

You act as if unicorns aren't real... You have my idealistic boyfriend, btw.

omg seriously I'd be simply ecstatic to meet a real unicorn! Especially be complicated by one!! I'm so jealous :O

I think you mean "complemented"

He was probably tripping balls, ask him if he wants to have an acid date.