Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML
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ksks1234
| 33
At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.
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kittykaos
| 14
Classy.
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kittykaos
| 14
Classy.
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TheCandyHater
| 7
Yeah, judging from your profile I really don't think you have the right to talk
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TheCandyHater
| 7
Yeah, judging from your profile I really don't think you have the right to talk.
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lexi365
| 20
Well, it could have been worse.
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free2speak
| 14
47, her profile picture says nothing about her as a person in real life. On the Internet, you can be anything you want to be. --wise words from the mouth of a flower vase.
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kittykaos
| 14
Thank you #51 ^^
Ah joys of people who like to judge! I'm guessing it's my pic they don't like =p
Alas hot summer days will bring out summer dresses and hats are fun to try on =)
Ah joys of people who like to judge! I'm guessing it's my pic they don't like =p
Alas hot summer days will bring out summer dresses and hats are fun to try on =)
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buckdharma
| 36
#47, Did you mistake her for a Kit-Kat?
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NuTrees
| 9
They did say they was from Flint. Michigan I assume (734 in this B~**) you can't expect to much class.
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WillTay
| 8
She's probably lying to make OP lose interest
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NoFlippinWai
| 24
Michigan in General is over flowing with class and high standards and high morality. (906 in the hizouz)
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BeccaHugs
| 17
Bet you lost interest after that conversation, eh?
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Feared
| 9
Yeah eh. He seems like a real hoser.
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perdix
| 29
#2, or it made him wonder about her rates. ;)
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NickaPLZ
| 26
Shit, I lost interest FOR them.
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SgtAssCheeks
| 21
correction: its a she, not a he. Just thought i'd point out
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rocketiquette
| 20
Or maybe.... She didn't want to have a second date and told a great story to not see OP again.
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SillyGirl4602
| 23
I hope he lost interest unless he wants to get stds too
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
Am I the only one to think that she did that because she didn’t fancy him? OP says that he has been interested in her for some time. So maybe he was chasing after her for a while and she decided to put him off once and for all.
A bit extreme I agree but not implausible.
A bit extreme I agree but not implausible.
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ksks1234
| 33
At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.
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shift_love
| 13
I think she was just trolling the absolute fuck out of him as a means of it not going any further than that experience.
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FastidiousPear
| 6
Um, just use condoms. I know it won't guarantee op won't get anything, but doesn't matter if he has sex.
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NoOneCaresReally
| 8
Not so keen any more, are we?
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NoOneCaresReally
| 8
Sorry #2 got there first :(
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CheeseHater
| 23
No one cares, really.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Cheese hater.
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carry_on
| 19
Either she invented that and you got 'friend zoned' or she's just disgusting. Either way consider it a lucky escape, your better off out of it!
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Her excuse was mighty brilliant if you asked me. It also seems to be difficult to even make conversation after dropping that nuclear bomb of a story. Either way, that's quite the letdown.
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babygirl_015
| 11
RUN
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kobelstone23
| 13
Did she make you pay her for the date?
"Let'sss see, 2 hours for the movie, 2 hours for dinner...you owe me 700 dollars"
"Let'sss see, 2 hours for the movie, 2 hours for dinner...you owe me 700 dollars"
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abrookec2011
| 14
$175/hour. Maybe I should rethink my career.
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kobelstone23
| 13
Ha, you did the math!
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VannahJane
| 17
Maybe you should be the one to pull the bathroom card now
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hawright
| 13
Who discusses this at the table?
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Silent_Thrill
| 17
Better than discussing it in bed.
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hawright
| 13
Ha ha, touché 14. Much better.
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olpally
| 32
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... Except herpes, that shit comes back with you. Lol. Fyl!
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olpally
| 32
How has it been overused??? I haven't seen it in months on here! Oh well. Thanks buzz killington. I suppose that's over used too? Lol. Stop being so critical. Sheesh.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
I don't get it. That line fits perfectly here, and I don't think I've seen it on FML at all...
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TheDrifter
| 23
He's just being hipster. He's heard it before, so it's too mainstream and overused.