By SonofDonald - 22/01/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML
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ksks1234 33
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At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.

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TheCandyHater 7
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Yeah, judging from your profile I really don't think you have the right to talk

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TheCandyHater 7
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Yeah, judging from your profile I really don't think you have the right to talk.

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lexi365 20

Well, it could have been worse.

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free2speak 14

47, her profile picture says nothing about her as a person in real life. On the Internet, you can be anything you want to be. --wise words from the mouth of a flower vase.

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kittykaos 14
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Thank you #51 ^^ Ah joys of people who like to judge! I'm guessing it's my pic they don't like =p Alas hot summer days will bring out summer dresses and hats are fun to try on =)

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buckdharma 36
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#47, Did you mistake her for a Kit-Kat?

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NuTrees 9
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They did say they was from Flint. Michigan I assume (734 in this B~**) you can't expect to much class.

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WillTay 8
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She's probably lying to make OP lose interest

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NoFlippinWai 24
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Michigan in General is over flowing with class and high standards and high morality. (906 in the hizouz)

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BeccaHugs 17
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Bet you lost interest after that conversation, eh?

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Feared 9
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Yeah eh. He seems like a real hoser.

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perdix 29

#2, or it made him wonder about her rates. ;)

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NickaPLZ 26

Shit, I lost interest FOR them.

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SgtAssCheeks 21
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correction: its a she, not a he. Just thought i'd point out

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rocketiquette 20
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Or maybe.... She didn't want to have a second date and told a great story to not see OP again.

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SillyGirl4602 23
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I hope he lost interest unless he wants to get stds too

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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Am I the only one to think that she did that because she didn’t fancy him? OP says that he has been interested in her for some time. So maybe he was chasing after her for a while and she decided to put him off once and for all. A bit extreme I agree but not implausible.

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ksks1234 33
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At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.

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shift_love 13

I think she was just trolling the absolute fuck out of him as a means of it not going any further than that experience.

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FastidiousPear 6
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Um, just use condoms. I know it won't guarantee op won't get anything, but doesn't matter if he has sex.

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NoOneCaresReally 8
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Not so keen any more, are we?

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NoOneCaresReally 8
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Sorry #2 got there first :(

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CheeseHater 23
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No one cares, really.

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Schizomaniac 24

Cheese hater.

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carry_on 19
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Either she invented that and you got 'friend zoned' or she's just disgusting. Either way consider it a lucky escape, your better off out of it!

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Her excuse was mighty brilliant if you asked me. It also seems to be difficult to even make conversation after dropping that nuclear bomb of a story. Either way, that's quite the letdown.

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kobelstone23 13
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Did she make you pay her for the date? "Let'sss see, 2 hours for the movie, 2 hours for dinner...you owe me 700 dollars"

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abrookec2011 14
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$175/hour. Maybe I should rethink my career.

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kobelstone23 13
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Ha, you did the math!

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VannahJane 17
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Maybe you should be the one to pull the bathroom card now

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hawright 13

Who discusses this at the table?

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Silent_Thrill 17

Better than discussing it in bed.

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hawright 13

Ha ha, touché 14. Much better.

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olpally 32

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... Except herpes, that shit comes back with you. Lol. Fyl!

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olpally 32

How has it been overused??? I haven't seen it in months on here! Oh well. Thanks buzz killington. I suppose that's over used too? Lol. Stop being so critical. Sheesh.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I don't get it. That line fits perfectly here, and I don't think I've seen it on FML at all...

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TheDrifter 23

He's just being hipster. He's heard it before, so it's too mainstream and overused.

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