By Anonymous - United States
Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine- until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to drive, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML
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  nuclear  |  0

I'm pretty sure they mean the FML not your idea. But they're replying to you so their comment can be on the top of the page and seen by everyone..

  chux4w  |  0

Maybe, but getting out fast enough and taking some time to walk around the car to her may be enough to air it out. Maybe. Better than Dutch ovening her in the car anyway.

By  UrFlyyness  |  0

honestly tho, if u jus roll down ur window and hand it her, she wont catch a whiff. LOL!
But if she does and is like "wats that smell"...then FYL.

By  Darth_Taco  |  14

Ouch! I know your pain. I'm severely lactose intolerant. I've been lactose intolerant for 3 years yet for some reason I keep forgetting or underestimating it! Anyway, I do tend to have those kind of...moments a lot. Hopefully she understood. You were in the privacy of your own car at the time and thought it would be safe to let it rip. If not, you can get better.