Love: Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was...

By riiiight - 29/01/2014 22:14 - United States - Warren

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

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jizzwold 21

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:37

He sounds like a nice young man.

Welshite 39

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:37

That's when you walk away.

jizzwold 21

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:37

He sounds like a nice young man.

colton_colton 49

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:39

He's a keeper alright!

Zelphoric 25

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:47

Maybe he mistook you for spiderwoman? Either way you should run. Fast.

PenguinBitch 43

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:53

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wellthen7154 12

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:58

... One question for OP... Well did you? Hahaha Im just kidding, but seriously, that's weird and creepy, and he probably has issues. No probably is out of the question, he defiantly has issues. Depending on how you got the blind date, I would say you should expect something weird (i.e. from a friend who is the jokester type). As long as there aren't any spiders down there, you should be alright. Now a question for FML, why all the vagina related FML's?

Rainhawk94 27

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:22

#28 Your words are so random that #seems you threw up all over your keyboard

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:57

Sounds similar to the movie teeth...

Kamon97 23

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Thursday 30 January 2014 6:50

Ikr! She's so lucky that she got a date with Spider-Man ;D

ChenEighty 20

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Thursday 30 January 2014 14:23

20, is another victim of Definitely to Defiantly...

Welshite 39

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:37

That's when you walk away.

colton_colton 49

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:40

That's when you RUN away!

Welshite 39

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:46

Running is too obvious, and might give him the impression of OP being hard-to-get. I mean, I'm always up for the challenge, but he may not be.

PenguinBitch 43

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:47

Limp away?

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:48

No, crawl or scurry away.

colton_colton 49

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:50

Maybe just be old fashioned and leave through the bathroom window so it's not too obvious

rocker_chick105 31

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:52

Limping, running, crawling... you need to draw an anti sea-bear circle. Make sure it's not an oval!

ShadowSneaker360 16

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Thursday 30 January 2014 2:24

Dat spongebob reference

buttcramp 21

Thursday 30 January 2014 3:41

definitely lol I was just thinking "was there a second question?"

brenton490 19

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Friday 31 January 2014 16:47

The chase is only half the fun as they say?haha

hogman500 8

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:37

Why would anyone know that?

colton_colton 49

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:53

People on "My Strange Addictions" might idk

miggles 16

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Thursday 30 January 2014 5:28

I'm thinking more of 1000 ways to die ahahahah

Greenteamextreme 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:38

Should have made a game of it and tried to out weird him!

MichaelDeSanta 20

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Thursday 30 January 2014 2:02

Something tells me nothing would creep this guy out.

Greenteamextreme 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 2:15

CHALLENGE!!!

heyyoitskiraaa 10

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Thursday 30 January 2014 3:46

#42 Challange accepted!

papayeya 18

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Thursday 30 January 2014 4:20

like no but i did experienced Dragon if that counts lololo

gmc_blossom 21

Thursday 30 January 2014 11:04

@65 ...huh?

Greenteamextreme 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 12:19

65 you're being weird wrong!

rlb123 6

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Sunday 2 February 2014 3:47

Shhh... It's trying to communicate.

deviking 10

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:38

I would be worried about what he is going to try during sex

chutney_02 22

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:40

With conversation like this, it's NEVER going to get that far

deviking 10

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:42

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mattrd_fml 31

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Thursday 30 January 2014 2:49

He would take kink to a whole new level.

Michael903 18

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:38

Did you ask him what it's like to have sex with a vagina then walk off and say, "guess not" over your shoulder.

iAlissa 34

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:39

Ugh, that made me shudder.

daniel_dd31 13

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:40

You then "went to the bathroom" right?

colton_colton 49

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:58

He sounds weird, he probably would've just followed her in there too

Bradley_Dillon 39

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Thursday 30 January 2014 6:54

Colton, must you comment on everyones posts?

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Thursday 30 January 2014 0:42

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Setareh23 34

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Thursday 30 January 2014 1:40

Well you see, it starts with one person thinking "hey, my one friend might totally dig this other friend of mine. They've never met so maybe I should arrange a meeting!" This all happens magically sometime during 2014. Voila! A modern day blind date!