FML : Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rejecteddd - / Monday 4 July 2011 20:07 / United States

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By Haha_oh_wait | 4

#2821364 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

By all4pooh | 4

#2821502 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:51

It's called sarcasm..

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By anthony2113 | 0

#2821362 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

bummer

comepoopwithme | 0

#2821504 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:52

nice attempt for 1st comment

smurfsarwales | 9

#2821658 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:21

2 got owned by 1 and 1 still had a way better comment

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822643 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:48

2: CoolStoryBro.

By Haha_oh_wait | 4

#2821364 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

iEatGuppies | 0

#2821392 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:39

what a fucking jerk.
FYL OP...

WDLfootball | 8

#2821449 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:45

I REALLY hope your joking. if not then please refrain from ever commenting again!

all4pooh | 4

#2821502 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:51

It's called sarcasm..

DropDead77 | 11

#2821527 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:56

1 - haha win!

worldcupcheer17 | 0

#2821541 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:58

that sounds like a story out of a movie(:

freddyisepic | 2

#2821557 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:01

lol 1

The_Weirdo | 10

#2821700 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:35

Hey! Don't blame him Op! The potty monster got him!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2821714 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:38

i'm sorry op.. I guess his first impression of
you was DAMN YOU UGLY. this kinda reminds me of pepe le pew off of bugs bunny. except he's the cat running away from your smelly ass

Uneedanapbro | 6

#2821933 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:45

Maybe he got attacked.....?? I mean you could go look or something.

garrettsgirl | 0

#2821999 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:14

ouch that hurts you pride a bit sorry OP :(

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2822024 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:25

He probably just realized he forgot his wallet and went back home to get it. See Op, there's always a bright side!

codyjeffers97 | 0

#2822103 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:47

it's okay. that just means your ugly..... don't take it personal

theybebitchin | 4

#2822303 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:52

Maybe she was really rude, or fat, or ugly. Who knows? Way to judge! Maybe an important thing came up.

partyfool2011 | 4

#2822337 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:13

1-you sir, have just won the Internet!

shabbybeard | 4

#2822363 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:27

tell me my boobs are nice

doing_it_ritee | 5

#2822396 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:48

hahaahahhahha!
... fyl op.

BBBBOOOOYYYU | 3

#2822400 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:54

uMadBr0?

fmlwmty | 0

#2822485 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:39

maybe he got lost. after all he is blind.

yummycupkake | 0

#2822503 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:52

ya silly goose, he didnt leave you! you were just unaware of the fact that he you guys were playing hide and seek.

adropofpeace | 8

#2822507 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:52

130 did not just say that. Right?

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822555 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:22

Maybe he had to take a major shit and by the time he got back you already left.. Unlikely but probable.

whitesox365 | 0

#2822617 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:42

mayb he was james bond and had to leave so enemy agents ddnt kill you

BabyxBoo143 | 0

#2822687 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:55

fgidsgjo

Fatalally | 4

#2822717 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:02

1 - I was thinking the exact samething. Too bad you beat me to commenting it first. Lol

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822737 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:07

153: Yea, you were only 153 comments late, damn.

Fatalally | 4

#2822772 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:13

Yep, one second sooner and might have made it. Ah well...

Idonebeenhad | 17

#2822859 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:36

^lol

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2823076 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:50

ahh, the old 412getthefreakout manuever. Good times, good times . . .

tsim_fml | 0

#2823547 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:44

maybe he got lost.... afterall he is blind!

MrHughJass | 0

#2823818 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:09

22 Umadbro?

chadcat | 1

#2823922 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:02

hahah!

bitchslapped22 | 14

#2825811 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:42

He blind ejy he koar ahahahhahaha

DropDead77 | 11

#2826832 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:27

169 - really?... copy the post your commenting on..

yohooooooo | 5

#2826871 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:43

and this is how hellen keller met her husband. a blind date(;

natirixoxo | 0

#2829216 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:25

22^ really now? really?

Fatalally | 4

#2846949 - Friday 8 July 2011 10:46

157 - By the way, what I originally meant to say, was that after reading the FML, I immediately thought of the joke. But, when I opened the FML to view/make a comment, I saw that 1 had already said it...

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2894686 - Friday 15 July 2011 5:11

198: I know, I do that too, I was just kidding.

By Hydronators | 1

#2821367 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

Wow. What a jerk...

whybother8 | 0

#2822398 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:49

ur a jerk!

NomadicFlo | 4

#2822460 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:27

OMFG IT WAS SPIDERMAN!!

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822559 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:23

112, you don't even know him or her, how bout you shut up?

By itsalanis | 24

#2821369 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

blind dates can somewhatvbe a bit shady

itsalanis | 24

#2821498 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:50

*somewhat be

I realized i had posted this at #15. i tried to reply to my own post via app, but i don't know what happened.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2822030 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:27

#4, no one gives a pink baboon about your mistake.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2822069 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:37

Omg lyek totauly his fawlt furh skrewinh up sau bad.

Just kidding. It's okay 4, we all screw up sometimes.

By SirObvious | 1

#2821375 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

he was on a blind date too...

instnt1nfction | 16

#2822443 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:17

fascinating, tell me more

By Runninvegan | 8

#2821377 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

dayuuuumm you ugly

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2822086 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:42

Daaaammnnn you're stupid! What a coincidence....

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822574 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:27

7: You and Op's blind date would make a great couple seeing that you're both assholes(;

Runninvegan | 8

#2825869 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:57

I'm joking peeps so please get over it ;)

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2826751 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:05

I was too.(:

By enonymous | 8

#2821380 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

I have faith he's still in the restroom. Probably ordered the seafood surprise... the surprise is that the cooks didn't wash their hands

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822653 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:50

After doing what with their hands(;?
How about that 'sahne'

By randiZ25 | 0

#2821383 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

what is with people and not being straight forward anymore? it would hurt a persons feelings more if they were ditched like OP, then if the person was straight up.

badmandilon | 19

#2821879 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:27

You are hot! i prefer your six pack than a six pack of beers.

By MindFucker404 | 0

#2821384 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Ugly much? or is he just ahallow

Cleao18317 | 11

#2821569 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:04

fag much?

smurfsarwales | 9

#2821668 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:24

please try and speak with language the rest of us can understand. sorry, that means no writing in retarded.

MindFucker404 | 0

#2821779 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:56

edit: shallow. is he just shallow

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822719 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:03

Just because one person is not attracted to her does not mean she is ugly. He's probably just shallow an have to high of standards. What really pisses me off is he obviously ditched her for her looks and didn't even give her a minute to see how her personality is. OP FYL for getting stood up by a shallow jerk.