Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke

He may have just been desperately hoping to get lucky

I really can't help but think that this was just his sense of humor. I wouldn't be too peeved about it. I mean, he certainly wouldn't be getting any but the shirt itself wouldn't have ruined my date if he was fun to be around and wasn't a shit otherwise.

ewww

It tells you he's not looking for a relationship, but rather just the physical benefits.

Either way, he was probably wrong just like every other time he wore that shirt.

Did you?

Did HE?

do you?

there is a time & place for jokes,, this is a fail

maybe I'm just strange but I think it was a funny, albeit inappropriate, way to break the ice

55 -I totally agree. My man made me laugh so much on our first date that my stomach hurt. 24 years later, still laughing, still together! A funny man is a damn sexy man! ;-)

So did he...or was it false advertising

I think it would be if she didn't give him any

I hate people who dont live up to their t-shirt's word. Very untrustworthy.

Seems legit to me!

He probably only fucks on first dates because he's never had a second date.

Sounds like he's got the right idea then!

touché!

Am sure he meant his hand ... Ol reliable rosy palm

Pamela handerson

dutty

Jill, the one we all try to cheat on.

Palmela* Handerson

Was he lying?

This guy is my idol!

lol i hope you walked out of there.