By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
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null_fml 11

e⋅mas⋅cu⋅late   [v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective –verb (used with object) 1. to castrate. 2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken. If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.

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nadsm 0

haha honestly. not just a 5 year old, but a five year old GIRL.

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marine10_fml 0

ehh screw that guy to comments down you did ur best

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blackmessiah 0

dudes a total pussy!

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look_its_me 0

**** her. girls should never tell guys to man up, and especially not 5 year olds

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Caz_the_Spaz 6

drink water, staying hydrated helps prevent muscle cramps.

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cea99 0

Yep? Nice picture by the way lmfao

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null_fml 11

e⋅mas⋅cu⋅late   [v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective –verb (used with object) 1. to castrate. 2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken. If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.

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LOLYLIF 0

Thats hilarious no matter which way you look at it.

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ambrz 0

ehh this isn't really all that terrible of a situation...

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CallMeHush 0

I know who I would have tried to crush with my landing.

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CallMeHush 0

Nothing a couple well placed climbing shoes can't handle.

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KayBizz 0

you should always stretch before an activity :)

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