Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
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icanspellgud
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get over it.
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nadsm
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haha honestly. not just a 5 year old, but a five year old GIRL.
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infiniti_G
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bigger fml if she made it up
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marine10_fml
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ehh screw that guy to comments down you did ur best
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blackmessiah
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dudes a total pussy!
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look_its_me
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fuck her. girls should never tell guys to man up, and especially not 5 year olds
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Spandexhero
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YDI
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TrekkieGirl
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lmao....YDI for letting a 5 yr old call you out, and then actually caring about impressing said kid.
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Wooddaver
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...but what if she was hot?
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Freeze_fml
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Pedo alert.
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omgmorganomg
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haha
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Caz_the_Spaz
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drink water, staying hydrated helps prevent muscle cramps.
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cea99
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Yep?
Nice picture by the way lmfao
Nice picture by the way lmfao
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winterharte
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Pwnd by a 5-year-old.. Ouch.
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Secret_Fire_King
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Yah, she didn't climb the wall..
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null_fml
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e⋅mas⋅cu⋅late
[v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective
–verb (used with object)
1. to castrate.
2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken.
If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.
[v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective
–verb (used with object)
1. to castrate.
2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken.
If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.
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responses
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^^pervert alert
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LOLYLIF
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Thats hilarious no matter which way you look at it.
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ambrz
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ehh this isn't really all that terrible of a situation...
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CallMeHush
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I know who I would have tried to crush with my landing.
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MagicalPegicorn
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nah bones are too hard.
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CallMeHush
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Nothing a couple well placed climbing shoes can't handle.
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KayBizz
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you should always stretch before an activity :)
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Mac10nikka
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it was
just a 5 year old kid.... omg ur gonna die!!! just smoke some and get over it,......
just a 5 year old kid.... omg ur gonna die!!! just smoke some and get over it,......
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XDNurse
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smoke some... maple tree leaf?
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Wooddaver
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must be Canadian
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hoopstar15
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^lmao!!!!!
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valen001
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lol
[v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective
–verb (used with object)
1. to castrate.
2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken.
If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.