By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
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e⋅mas⋅cu⋅late   [v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective –verb (used with object) 1. to castrate. 2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken. If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.

must be Canadian

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get over it.

haha honestly. not just a 5 year old, but a five year old GIRL.

bigger fml if she made it up

ehh screw that guy to comments down you did ur best

dudes a total pussy!

fuck her. girls should never tell guys to man up, and especially not 5 year olds

lmao....YDI for letting a 5 yr old call you out, and then actually caring about impressing said kid.

...but what if she was hot?

drink water, staying hydrated helps prevent muscle cramps.

Yep? Nice picture by the way lmfao

Pwnd by a 5-year-old.. Ouch.

Yah, she didn't climb the wall..

e⋅mas⋅cu⋅late   [v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective –verb (used with object) 1. to castrate. 2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken. If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.

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Thats hilarious no matter which way you look at it.

ehh this isn't really all that terrible of a situation...

I know who I would have tried to crush with my landing.

nah bones are too hard.

Nothing a couple well placed climbing shoes can't handle.

you should always stretch before an activity :)

it was just a 5 year old kid.... omg ur gonna die!!! just smoke some  and get over it,......

smoke some... maple tree leaf?

must be Canadian

^lmao!!!!!