By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

I guess next time use protection...

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you can still sit on the toilet for that

When j read this FML, I immediately thought of the "The More You Know" commercial taking place as she left the office, lmao

Congrats on not having a bladder infection!!!

can someone say coat hanger?

You should be sucking instead of fucking.

tsk tsk youre terrible but i guess i am too because i laughed

skank. maybe?

I've read one similar to this one, only she came to check in on her flu.

Do you have a link?

I guess next time use protection...

Protection doesn't always work.

Nothing is 100% except no sex or anal. Get with the program.

sooo... anal?

for a bladder infection? at least it was good news all round

NOTHING is 100% except for abstinence or anal or oral.

Anal isn't 100% only not having sex is 100%

YAHH TRICK

good luck with that

Congrats OP!!!

Hmmm...this sounds like every T.V drama I've ever seen.

Typical fml

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

Well that must suck. I hope you like the dude who did the deed.