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By piercingfreak - / Sunday 28 August 2011 10:41 / New Zealand
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Today, I was working as a piercer. A girl came in with a horrible piercing that wasn't even in straight. I began to laugh and explain the many levels of crap it obtained. She then explained I was the one that had did it. FML

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My belly button piercing was being rejected by my skin. I had to take it out. I went back to get it done again and the piercer insisted that my belly button had been ripped out by the looks of the scar. He wouldn't believe me that it didn't get ripped out, and he didn't even remember piercing it the first time -.-

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111: 90-95% of women who want a clitoris piercing aren't anatomically suited for it, and for an even larger percentage, when they say they want a "clit piercing," they really mean they want a VCH. also, I doubt you've seen 78-100% of genitals belonging to pierced ladies. so.

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Actually, 100% of clits can be pierced. It's called a vacuum attachment and a few minutes of suction. Most of that 100% enjoy that part too. I would know, I'm a professional piercer.

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that sounds dangerous. what about when the swelling goes down and the jewelry migrates right out? sorry but your desperate method of making money isn't gonna disprove the woman who's done literally thousands of them over a course of 30+ years (elayne angel).

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stapled!? the fuck are you doing to your clients???? do you even use internally-threaded jewelry? do you even know what that IS? do you know what an NRT is? Christ...I feel bad for your customers. let me guess, you're also a tattoo artist and/or don't know what an apprenticeship is. how bout this, I'll ask the woman who invented clitoris piercing if it's safe to force an inappropriately-sized clit to swell and then staple the jewelry in just so you can take a client's money. I'm sure she'll hav

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Actually, NRTs are for noobs. If you have experience, you can free-hand the staples. The nice thing is that you can just give the free-handing pliers a quick wipe with a kleenex rather than having to throw things out like with NRTs. As I said before, most women enjoy the clit swelling. ;)

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you really sound like you have absolutely no idea what you're doing. I've never EVER heard of a professional piercer STAPLING jewelry to the most sensitive part of the body (or any other part of the body!). I would never let a pervert with a staple near my genitals. but hey, anything for money right? was there ever a day you took your job seriously? had you ever even heard of Elayne Angel before my mention of her?? (if you're a skilled enough piercer, you probably know her personally.)

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and I just re-read the part about giving the pliers "a quick wipe with a kleenex." the shop I go to autoclaves every single pair of pliers after every individual use. but you've probably never heard the word "autoclave" until now. I've never heard of sterilizing Kleenex, and I promise I never will. your poor clients ):

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You're so wrong on so many levels...and BTW, in my opinion, the person who did your face metal is a butcher. Nothing against you, as you're just another customer, but from one professional to another, they really gaffed.

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you're so far from professional it's not even funny. Elayne Angel pierced my philtrum (if you even know what that is) and other, very experienced piercers who aren't perverted morons, did the rest. come to Infinite Body Piercing in Philly sometime, see for yourself! you can ask them yourself if stapling jewelry to an inappropriately-sized clitoris is EVER a good idea.

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oh, and please, do tell me what exactly you think is wrong with my eight properly-placed, totally healed facial piercings (obviously, the two in my tongue are not visible in my picture). can't wait to have another good laugh!

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that means you got an amateur piercer who didn't actually look at your lip before he/she marked it... that's unfortunate ): one of my snakebites is higher up than the other, because my piercer knew to avoid that problem. /:

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Ya probably. And y wood u show him ur piercin that he gave u? That's like getting braces and then going to the dentist and saying hey guess what I got braces!

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At least you didn't get butt fucked by an elephant. Come on everybody start saying random shit that could've been worse! Actually, don't because that would be horrible and mea_iloveskiing is a dumbass for doing it.

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